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Ashley Schumacher

@ashwritesbooks.bsky.social

✍🏻Author-shaped human 🎙️ SAY IT OUT LOUD up next from Del Rey 💫 Increasingly unhinged with every new social media endeavor

390 Followers  |  166 Following  |  10 Posts  |  Joined: 12.09.2023  |  1.78

Latest posts by ashwritesbooks.bsky.social on Bluesky

Oh goody. Nothing has changed since the last time I logged on here.

28.01.2025 04:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Check on your writer/reader Swifties: We are not okay.

05.02.2024 02:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m “just gonna take a preventative Tylenol” years old.

29.01.2024 10:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1
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Still thinking about this response to someone on the fantasy writing subreddit who asked for advice on researching cultures they are unfamiliar with...

08.01.2024 22:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My husband has a mental block between Macbeth and Hamlet, and it's ruining my dream of participating in the time-honored tradition of letting him take credit for all my literary work while I stay at home in my lavish dress and write and eat oatmeal.

09.10.2023 23:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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AND AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH TOGETHER TRYING OUR BEST TO GET THE REST OF THE FAM TO JOIN US AND THEY WOULDN’T SO WE WENT WITHOUT THEM. LOYALTY IS DEAD.

13.09.2023 01:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I know I married a good one because my husband is currently chatting on the phone with my grandparents and they have ZERO INTEREST in talking to me. (Or maybe I just have terrible grandparents? Probably that. Hate those guys.)

13.09.2023 01:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Me looking at a different ocean wondering when I can stop making new social media accounts:

13.09.2023 01:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me looking at the ocean wondering when I can stop making new social media accounts:

12.09.2023 21:04 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

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