Mark Bowie

Incredible scenes on BBC Look North.

I’d have managed 38 mins but FIFTY THREE?! What kind of witchcraft are you up to!

Absolute cunts club like Real Madrid, petulant little bastards! #CopaDelRey #Barcelona #RealMadrid #FrancosFacists

Hmmm wonder who would benefit from that!

…anyone who’d been drinking in The Crows Nest who is missing a Wembley Scarf today that had a Blue Star and Tonali 8 badge on it. My son seen one on the floor in pub around 8pm and another set of lads handed it to one of the bar staff. Hope the owner gets it back! #NUFC

Okay there'll be some new drawings and, sadly, some commemorative mugs

…may as well be playing Heather Mills tonight, she’s got no left either! #NUFC

RIP David Johansen! Them Dolls’ gigs at The Cluny were brilliant and really really fucking loud!!

Monday thought:

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Kieron Trippier match rating for last night! #NUFC

Demand the right to vote in an election for council seats that will cease to exist straight afterwards. Demand the right to waste taxpayers money so a grifting knobhead can get a bit more attention by making it all about him.

"I never said Brexit would be easy" says politician who definitely said Brexit would be easy.

To those saying “It’s not the Brexit I voted for”, you voted for an impossible fantasy, sold to you by grifting gobshites with no interest in reality or what was actually possible. You got exactly what you voted for.

Dr Martin Luther King jr. knew what we needed then.

We need it more than ever now.

Sandro, I think he’s the best midfielder I’ve seen at #NUFC since Robert Lee, just another level!

Is there a greater moment than standing in a field, arena, festival while everyone belts Traffic back towards the band?

Lawyers for Liz Truss have asked me to stop saying Liz Truss crashed the economy. I only said Liz Truss crashed the economy because Liz Truss did crash the economy. If she wanted me to not say Liz Truss crashed the economy, she shouldn’t have crashed the economy.
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Those of sound mind are fully behind you! Those from a land of inbred bible bashers aren’t worth a second thought…hopefully he’ll end up one of those rockets and end up in the centre of the sun!!

Just watched Cunk On Life, the most hilarious one so far…how @profbriancox.bsky.social can keep a straight face is incredible!

New Christmas lights just went up in Clacton.

(Farage is still the MP who makes most money from second jobs. By a long way.)

We'll never get bored of watching Johan Cruyff trying to teach Hristo Stoichkov how to use a skipping rope 🤣

…thou shall not let NUFCs performance yesterday ruin the holy day….by holy day we mean, like every Sunday, is Beatles Day! Let’s see what Marty has done with 64’!

This is the lovely Jeremy Clarkson. He’s used his show ‘Clarkson’s Farm’ to vilify Badgers as responsible for the spread of bTB and has shot all the Badgers on his farm

He’d hate it if people ‘RT'd’ this and signed the petition to end the Badger cull..

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70...

Ron Craggs and Adrian Lewis could seamlessly takeover.

What’s Masterchef pudding nonce Wallace been up to?

Still reading people trying to blame last nights defeat on Sean Longstaff, these people need to sell their tickets, if your understanding of the game is that he’s to blame for what happened last night, you need a new sport to follow. STs are becoming more and more like status symbols. #NUFC

It’s alarming, not just in our side but football in general these days,how many can’t step up and lead on a pitch when teams are up against it. Trippier calms and leads and can tweak things on the pitch. The rest are deer in the headlight when we’re under the cosh.

…everyone has also seemed to forget they’ve got a lad who was picking up Bet Builders on himself last year while Sandro was sitting in Wetherspoons! #NUFC

We don’t need Anti-football from the worlds most self obsessed coach who’s well past his sell by date. No one needs poked in the eye thanks Stanley.