@spencersimpn.bsky.social
See above. When not braving hell on the other app, or socializing with the elderly on the other other app, or spam tagging my sister on the other other other app... I post here.
Apparently you can't. Here's the rest of it
28.10.2025 19:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
That's it! Follow me if you also like Wonder Woman
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PROMO AND OTHER NOTES
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PLOT
(Holy shit you can add so many photos on here)
CAST
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Disclaimers:
-most of this was written while on obscene amounts of Benadryl (and you can definitely tell), so some details aren't sound
-the pacing is horrendous
- most characters are not what they're supposed to be
- the casting probably sucks booty balls
So don't beat my ass okay? Okay.
Might as well post my magnum opus (/hj): My Ideal Wonder Woman Movie (🧵)
28.10.2025 19:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Hey guys I'm back, lemme post some recent art I like to update my interests
28.10.2025 19:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Foreman: Maybe it’s sarcoidosis?
House: Treat the patient for sarcoidosis.
Foreman (to patient): We’re treating you for sarcoidosis.
Blood starts shooting out of the patient’s eyes and ass at the same time. The music gets dramatic.
Foreman: You don’t have sarcoidosis…
What joblessness and depression does to a mf
04.02.2025 22:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hallmark movie idea by @attorneytrash.bsky.social
A cynical business lady comes back to Christmastown for the holidays, only to find out her rival, another cynical business lady, is also home for the holidays. Together, they plan escape from the small town, dodge festive men, and...fall in love?!
The sales rep I'm supposed to interview with just started playing Niggas in Paris lmaooooo
03.02.2025 17:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0send help I've looked for a bookmark feature twice
18.10.2024 01:36 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
Phew, account updated.
Also, hey mooties what's good
Fckin finally
18.10.2024 01:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Back again after the block thingy. Gonna redo my account tho
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I have the greatest ideas sometimes
25.01.2024 17:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0August should not have 31 days. That was a mistake, I believe
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Two slices of bread, each with cheddar cheese and 4 slices of pepperoni on top. One of the slices has crumbled bacon as well.
On today's episode of "New and Groovy Attempts at Fooding"
28.12.2023 19:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A sanitary pad with the words "Merry Chrysler" written on it, stuck to an end cap in Walmart.
I find the most interesting things in Walmart
26.12.2023 19:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Description of a fictional crystal scythe. Abilities include Permanent Sharpness, Shapeshifting, and Plasma Blasts.
Diagram of a fictional crystal scythe. Long, blocky handle with the front edge curved, and blade replaced with princess-cut crystal.
Weapon lore is surprisingly difficult
14.12.2023 21:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Couplets about chips, fuzzy socks, and Casey's brand cocoa, on a computer
My work told us to write notes for the Secret Santa thing, and the rules were, "Don't handwrite, and be creative!!!!"
So I just spent 30 minutes typing couplets in iambic pentameter
I love college
08.12.2023 15:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0