Fat Rambo

Never forget

Behind the curtain where all the bong hits happen at a fraternity keg party

Their national news is broadcast all over their local affiliate stations

This is my statement to anti-Trumpers that felt we had to invade Iran and finally end the regime "at some point":

I know a guy that owns a giant plow truck who has no idea how to use it and had no business being out on the roads in southern New England after the blizzard.

"Balding with a pony tail" is automatic center square on the Pedo Bingo card

Equal Time Rules dictate that "Bona Fide" news broadcast programming is exempt from the rules of political neutrality for purposes of press freedom.

But FOX Media isn't a "Bona Fide" news outlet according to some interpretations of the term.

But don't worry: FOX had John Fetterman

Fox is using him as a prop to satisfy Equal Time rules. Soon they'll have Joe Manchin

"was

Nothing changes...

MAGA decided long ago that US troops shouldn't have to die for Ukrainian democracy when they can die for Israeli autocracy instead

And Nutlick

Breaking News:

Lauren Boebert Busted Sending BJ Pics

I thought it was the Epstein Visa?

The Clintons face no potential for criminal or political consequences by pleading the 5th all the way down

Jill stein doing Jill stein stuff again. Sabotaging Democrats for her Orc overlord Vladimir Putin.

Oh look! Putin’s favorite Chaos Cicada is awake and just in time to convince millions of dipshits to keep a tyrannical fascist pedophile and his congressional flying monkeys in office.

Dad LOVED watching sports and had the machismo to back it up. Then one day he surprised me and said:

I'd rather watch women's hockey. All the guys do now is fight and launch the puck from one end of the ice to the other. And the fights are stupid.

Women actually PLAY hockey. And they're good at it

MAGA should just start their political party from scratch and call it the Donner Party

It's just a matter of time until Trump deports Iryna Zarutska's parents back to Ukraine so they can die in Russian bombing raid

Liberals believe that we can keep everyone safe, whether it's citizens or non citizens.
Not MAGA.
Weren't they supposed to be the "All Lives Matter" crowd?

Weird how MAGA couldn't care less about whether a Ukrainian lives or dies until a black guy does it

MAGA ‘SNL’ Alum Fumes Over Airline Bumping Him From First Class Jim Breuer called “foul” on American Airlines.

Say the line, Goat Boy