Fat Rambo

When you get ripped off by a fraudster, you feel like a sucker.
That's how con artists view people that they rip off.
They're just a bunch of suckers and losers.

Now that con artist is the commander in chief.

When my grandfather was 95, we told him he should run for Congress since he was so passionate about politics.

He said, "I can't. I'm too young."

That's because he has 2 brain cells he can barely run together and 2 brains just increases the size of the empty space

Obama has an IQ of around 140 which means that Trump and Obama have a combined IQ of around 140

Ford pardoned Nixon.
Obama showed deference to Bush.
Garland slow-walked Trump.

These are lessons not to be forgotten.

Gas prices could explode to $4 when markets open on Monday so be a prepper and start filling up your plastic shopping bags

$220,000,000 of taxpayer money was used to produce an ad campaign for DHS Secretary Kristi Noem but $200M of that went back into the local cosmetics economy

Not all capitalism is the same, for instance:

American capitalism worships money.
Its messenger is the prophet, Motive.
And is ruled over by the God of money, The Invisible Handjob

The Invisible Hand of Capitalism was always a pussy grabber

If we wanted to hurt Iran in the first place, all we had to do was help Ukraine crush Russia and depose Putin from the get go.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

Does this mean that Markwayne Mullin has to fuck Cory Lewandowski on the Fuckjet?

Will he be answering to President Hegseth?

His advocacy for the Tribal Communities should help expedite ICE with the capture and deportation of more native Americans, better than Noem

Shaun Finnie for Congress Shaun Finnie for Congress

I can't even enjoy Dan Crenshaw losing his primary because MAGA loves it, too.
Here is the Democratic contender in Texas' 2nd District
shaunfinnieforcongress.com

Dan Crenshaw lost his primary.
His reelection no longer in sight.

Khameini's Son, Khameini, New Supreme Leader

Aye

Dan Crenshaw lost his primary.
His reelection no longer in sight.

I want to see what grok says about Trump and Elon's taxes....in fact I demand it

Benign-dick Arnold Palmer

And the globe

Dad told me:

"Say whatever you want about Jane Fonda. Who else was getting that kind of attention against the war?

Nixon was gonna march every single one of us into that fire until there weren't any fathers left!"

Eminent Domain.....for the public fucking good, god dammit