Fat Rambo

Gas prices could explode to $4 when markets open on Monday so be a prepper and start filling up your plastic shopping bags

$220,000,000 of taxpayer money was used to produce an ad campaign for DHS Secretary Kristi Noem but $200M of that went back into the local cosmetics economy

Not all capitalism is the same, for instance:

American capitalism worships money.
Its messenger is the prophet, Motive.
And is ruled over by the God of money, The Invisible Handjob

The Invisible Hand of Capitalism was always a pussy grabber

If we wanted to hurt Iran in the first place, all we had to do was help Ukraine crush Russia and depose Putin from the get go.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

Does this mean that Markwayne Mullin has to fuck Cory Lewandowski on the Fuckjet?

Will he be answering to President Hegseth?

His advocacy for the Tribal Communities should help expedite ICE with the capture and deportation of more native Americans, better than Noem

Shaun Finnie for Congress Shaun Finnie for Congress

I can't even enjoy Dan Crenshaw losing his primary because MAGA loves it, too.
Here is the Democratic contender in Texas' 2nd District
shaunfinnieforcongress.com

Dan Crenshaw lost his primary.
His reelection no longer in sight.

Khameini's Son, Khameini, New Supreme Leader

Aye

Dan Crenshaw lost his primary.
His reelection no longer in sight.

I want to see what grok says about Trump and Elon's taxes....in fact I demand it

Benign-dick Arnold Palmer

And the globe

Dad told me:

"Say whatever you want about Jane Fonda. Who else was getting that kind of attention against the war?

Nixon was gonna march every single one of us into that fire until there weren't any fathers left!"

Eminent Domain.....for the public fucking good, god dammit

Never forget

Behind the curtain where all the bong hits happen at a fraternity keg party

Their national news is broadcast all over their local affiliate stations