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GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

19.07.2025 05:37 β€” πŸ‘ 21887    πŸ” 8716    πŸ’¬ 270    πŸ“Œ 740

"Whos Damon Albarn?"

23.02.2026 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Overheard from someone in line for the Gorillaz concert: whats up with that guy in the green face?

23.02.2026 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ジプカラ | #gpkr_1hour Oversleeping πŸ’€

21.02.2026 16:38 β€” πŸ‘ 481    πŸ” 133    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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Science Museum
(2025)

21.02.2026 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 561    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a tattoo from them ✌️

21.02.2026 06:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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lately ive been putting phone away on do not disturb and painting/drawing a lot traditionally these days. heres a fox

20.02.2026 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 282    πŸ” 75    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1
Illustration of a sunfish (also known as a Mola Mola) floating above an aerial view of some farm lands. A plane flies next to the fish, really putting into perspective of just how large the sunfish really is.

Illustration of a sunfish (also known as a Mola Mola) floating above an aerial view of some farm lands. A plane flies next to the fish, really putting into perspective of just how large the sunfish really is.

I think that if sunfish could, the would be sunbathing in the sky ☁️
#art

19.02.2026 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 7653    πŸ” 2831    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 18
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A Gorillaz short film by The Line studio is coming on February 27 on Youtube : "The Mountain, The Moon Cave and The Sad God".
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucRu...

20.02.2026 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 4742    πŸ” 1483    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 114

I ended up spamming Dragon Dance on Haxorus to sweep him

19.02.2026 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the fuck i dont remember Ghetsis being so difficult. His Hydregion had an answer to everything I threw at it!

19.02.2026 07:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I want to tell my friend so badly that Omni Man fucks a bug

17.02.2026 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Applin tagged along to the Valentines picnic date

#pokemon #blender

15.02.2026 07:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1032    πŸ” 357    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0
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A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live.

"This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario."

The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?"

NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD."

Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version."

PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement.

Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

14.02.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 17650    πŸ” 6090    πŸ’¬ 231    πŸ“Œ 178

I hate!!!!! TSA!!!!!!!

14.02.2026 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences

09.02.2026 14:42 β€” πŸ‘ 12371    πŸ” 5339    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 49

I do enjoy this trend of halftime shows pissing off both racists and pedophiles (a near perfect circle of a venn diagram but yknow)

09.02.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance:

β€œThe only thing more powerful than hate is love”
β€œTogether, we are America”

09.02.2026 01:50 β€” πŸ‘ 40936    πŸ” 9725    πŸ’¬ 679    πŸ“Œ 417
A digital illustration of an owl-inspired dinosaur from my book Novosaurs 2.

A digital illustration of an owl-inspired dinosaur from my book Novosaurs 2.

A digital illustration of an owl-inspired dinosaur from my book Novosaurs 2.

A digital illustration of an owl-inspired dinosaur from my book Novosaurs 2.

Did someone say #SuperbOwl?

08.02.2026 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 468    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 2
Burrowing owlet tilting his head all the way to the side.

Burrowing owlet tilting his head all the way to the side.

Happy #SuperbOwl Sunday!

08.02.2026 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 651    πŸ” 142    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 8
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Happy #SuperbOwl πŸ¦‰ Sunday to all who celebrate.

08.02.2026 11:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2043    πŸ” 379    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 21

They didnt just make it latino, but they made it as aggressively latino as possible and i love that.

09.02.2026 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Proud to be Puerto Rican

09.02.2026 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Lowpoly 3D model for @kannagar.bsky.social complete!
πŸŸπŸ–€πŸ’™
#3d #3dart #furryart #fish

08.02.2026 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 504    πŸ” 141    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sippin Baja Blast

06.02.2026 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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XV

06.02.2026 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 4310    πŸ” 1311    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon drawing of a dinosaur standing in a field ALT: a cartoon drawing of a dinosaur standing in a field

I reqcged Driftveil City in my pokemon black playthru

06.02.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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