Will Haydon

Now more than ever, Americans should be intimately familiar with the rights guaranteed to them under the U.S. Constitution. I hope my theatrical take on some of these important concepts can entertain and inform.

A huge thank you to Lawyers For Good Government for sponsoring this competition!

And thus ends the legal saga of Kim Davis, who has failed in her mission to destroy the lives and marriages of gay people in Kentucky and across the nation. What a legacy. 🇺🇸

The good news: The U.S. is the richest country in the world. 🇺🇸🎉🙌🏻
The bad news: The majority of Americans couldn’t afford a surprise bill of $1,000 without going into debt. 😔👎🏼⁉️

Where is all the money?

💪🏼 Instead of swanky fundraisers, GO TO UNION HALLS.
📚 Vow to deliver federal dollars to underperforming PUBLIC SCHOOLS.
🥃 Fight for FARMERS AND BOURBON DISTILLERIES who will be crushed by Trump’s trade war.
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📱 FIRE THE CONSULTANTS and have an authentic presence on social media. People can smell a phony from a mile away.
🤡 If you’re doing it right, about 30% of the district will think you are the ANTI-CHRIST. Let them. Their hate will fuel you.

Andy Barr leaving his congressional seat in 2026 presents an opportunity to flip the district. Here’s free advice for the Dem candidate:

🐔 BUY A CHICKEN: Eggs are expensive in Trump’s economy and you’ll need protein to win.
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If folks are upset about the Bishop asking President Trump to have mercy on immigrants and LGBTQ people, just wait until they read what Jesus said. #Trump #Bishopbudde

Two stages of writing:

1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no

IPAs are not it.

No one is above the law (except for some people who are)

Put a water slide in Fayette Mall and I’m there.

When mom turns on you, you know things are bad.

I predict that the next four years will remind us why life tenure for federal judges can be a good thing. #law

Time for a new book!

Proud new subscriber. Cool socks + doing some good? I’m in.

Today and everyday I’m thankful for the wonderful life I get to live with my friends, family, and community. At almost no other time in history would the life my partner and I enjoy be possible. Happy Thanksgiving. 🦃🍁 ❤️

The Sidewalk Fruit Vendor Who Sold a $6.2 Million Banana for 25 Cents A 74-year-old immigrant who works outside Sotheby’s shares a basement in the Bronx and works 12-hour shifts. He was stunned to hear what his banana went for at auction.

www.nytimes.com/2024/11/27/n...

Looks infected.

The one thing social media needs less of: bots and faceless accounts. A great check on cruel speech in the public square is the recognition that freedom of speech does not equal freedom from consequence. Say it with your chest.

People are all for cutting government spending until the ultra rich want to cut Social Security, Medicare, and Medicaid and replace it with private alternatives of their choosing that will line their pockets.

The pain people are feeling is valid and should not be minimized, but the vitriol it has produced has infected our public discourse. The more oxygen it’s given, the more it will spread. I hope @bsky.app will be a more positive and productive space for everyone.

I think social media is at its best when real people are able to share in community, keep up with friends, and connect through common interests. My X feed has devolved into an echo chamber of anger and grievance. It’s not a public square, it’s a public lynching of decency.