Jono

Turns out I’m alive!

I post about books on TT and IG now

I forgot I had this.

I literally just turned to Brock and was talking about how crazy it is that you did the poster for this movie winning all these Oscars

Oh no someone is wearing the same shorts as I am and they’re hotter than me

“I won’t make you learn how to read for polyamory.” Things I tell my husband.

We’re at the moxy and our cuck chair is hanging on the wall like it is on hold for a cage match

Yes I built the gym in our basement.

After a year and a half of rotting I’m back in the gym. Please clap.

AND on the pit stop tomorrow 😏

Daya Betty.

It took so long to figure out the starter, but now it’s so easy

Crystal Envy looks like Rosé’s tethered.

The problem with this is that I’m being held to a standard to understand her background without having watched Survivor. My only impression of this woman is three episodes of The Traitors.

Sorry that imo the first impression on Traitors didn’t match the hype y’all built for her. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Crystal Envy’s song sounds like those original tracks New Directions did at Nationals

Here comes Survivor Twitter 🙄

Suzie not doing a fart joke on an ass challenge to go with Toot feels insane.

Ok! Maybe I need to watch Survivor to understand the hype!

Scrolled past this quickly and let me tell you I did not think it was a Hilton ad

Gabby. Obsessed with her

I don’t think scrolling and pacing is helping.

Good. Be happier, pudding boy.

Realizing my current crisis is considered “mid-life”

There is nothing more embarrassing than being on national television and crying about Katy Perry

No

This is my calf muscle.

Honestly I keep forgetting to post here.

Scooter 🥰 True gay icon.

Apparently telling someone “you remind me of my favorite muppet” is not nice?