Devohn Bland

Today is my 33rd birthday

Shouts out to folks who don't take their anger out on other people, I think that's really dope when people don't do that

You cannot abduct people and have people just be ok with it, Liam Neeson has a whole ass entire film franchise about it. Be fuckin forreal

"If we ever hooked up you have to wish me a happy Mother's Day", is a wild ass statement cuz like ok bet Happy Mother's Day to the women who I helped cheat on her 33 YR old bf when we were both 19? wtf are we doin here? YOU ARE NOT MY MOM. This Day is for moms. It's for MOMS bro

Hold up, Pope got a dead name now???

Tuesday

Listen here dammit, y'all better not spend no money today. Not even if that's a kink of yours. That's right we kink shaming during the fuckin boycott nigga

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This show is on March 21 at Bryant Lake Bowl and I'd be very happy if y'all attended it

You can only rock the sexy nun\priest outfit so many times. After a while it's not sexy anymore, it's JUST Catholic. I've been up since 5am

The problem is that the yt people who want to be allies are also the "Are you mad at me?" types of people, and the white people who are accomplices need a few days to recover from all of the sex, drugs, and accordion\ korg microKORG2 playing

RFK wild cuz wtf u mean yo daddy got shot and now can't nobody have anti-depressants???

Naw cuz as the product of a teenage pregnancy I literally don't no wtf y'all niggas be saying when you complain about existential dread. I'm stastically not even supposed to be here but I just be chillin and making the most of it. I'm literally a baby raised by babies. Thuggin it

is Bull’s Horn the only bar in town consistently playing tubi movies? perhaps, just one reason it rules

Went in there yesterday and someone bought my meal just cuz they wanted to. Will never say a bad word about this place!

Gulf of America? More like Gulf Down Deez Nuts!! I'm not callin it that

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

A Canadian man was killed tonight on Super Bowl Sunday

Artist are dope, but also annoying. One time in community college film school we watched another students film and the sex scene was hella realistic, and when we told her she was like "Oh, yea they're fucking!! Really cool artists friend of mine", GIRL WHAT?? Now we gotta grade your porn. BE FORREAL

All these white people complaining about how afraid they are for the future but ain't none of them gonna pull a John Wilkes Boot

Idk how you recover from somebody winning several Grammys for a song saying you like minors. He tonne have to do a Luigi Mangione on his next tour or something

I have family members who have been shot and killed due to gang violence, y'all gonna have to stop calling me conflict avoidant, nigga I got trauma and y'all be startin lil petty shit when you hangry. FOH

Just an observation of vibes and I’m implying nothing more than that but Elon Musk seems like one of the most assassinatable people of all time. Like a training dummy for assassins. Tutorial level assassin mission.