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It's just so shockingly unprofessional, which I realize isn't exactly a new development in Tarantino's behavior, but to do it so publicly, in such a naked attempt to humiliate a professional colleague for no reason, is a new low. And I'm with you. I'm EXHAUSTED by new lows

I genuinely think everything would vastly and almost instantaneously improve if we made it illegal for every elected official, cabinet member and broadcast journalist to be on any form of social media

Christmas Movie Dress Advent Calendar Day 4: Winona Ryder in LITTLE WOMEN - Tom + Lorenzo Yesterday, a Christmas bad girl! Today, a holiday wild woman. We hope it's clear by now that this advent calendar of Christmas movie dresses is designed

Christmas Movie Dress Advent Calendar, Day 4: Winona Ryder's ball gown in LITTLE WOMEN and how it evokes family traditions and family history tomandlorenzo.com/2025/12/chri...

When the music fades out and then quickly comes back in so Donnie Hathaway can make that final, impassioned HEY during "This Christmas." That's the stuff

Erdem Pre-Fall 2026 Collection - Tom + Lorenzo

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Okay, then it's the second-worst thing I've ever seen

Tilda Swinton in Chanel at the 2025 Marrakech International Film Festival: IN or OUT? - Tom + Lorenzo We're feeling a little swamped and Pope Tilda wore something discussable, so we're turning this one over to y'all while we go and eat a cookie or

Tilda Swinton came to the Marrakech International Film festival in a sporty but body-distorting Chanel. You make the call: IN or OUT? tomandlorenzo.com/2025/12/tild...

This is the worst thing I've ever seen

Gillian Anderson and Lena Headey at THE ABANDONS Los Angeles Premiere - Tom + Lorenzo Gillian Anderson and Lena Headey have a new lady western out today on Netflix, but the stars of The Abandons took very different approaches to their style

Gillian Anderson kept the look classically chic while Lena Headey opted for a slightly more insane style direction at the premiere of #TheAbandons
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Red Carpet Rundown: AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH Paris Photocall - Tom + Lorenzo Half the stars of Avatar: Fire and Ash joined director James Cameron in Paris for the highly photogenic photo call.   These rooftop photo calls

The stars of #AvatarFireandAsh got a little fancy for the Paris photo call
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Red Carpet Rundown: L'Oréal Paris Celebrates 20 Years of Women of Worth - Tom + Lorenzo The ladystars all got gussied up and headed out to the Academy Museum in Los Angeles to celebrate themselves at the L'Oreal Paris Celebrates 20 Year of

Red Carpet Rundown: The ladystars came out to celebrate their worth at the L'Oreal Celebrates 20 Years of Women of Worth gala
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Queen Máxima of the Netherlands Visits Suriname in Natan Couture - Tom + Lorenzo Queen Maxima kept things sunny as the royal trip to Suriname continued. She joined King Willem-Alexander at the Palmentuin Palm Garden in Paramaribo for a

Queen Maxima got sunny for a photo opp in Suriname, but she's terribly unsuited to the style of dress she wore for the occasion
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Dior Homme Pre-Fall 2026 Collection - Tom + Lorenzo

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AVATAR: FIRE AND ASH Star Zoe Saldaña in Victoria Beckham on JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE! - Tom + Lorenzo There seems to be a rash of poor sit-down dresses showing up on our TV talk show screens of late. Back in our earliest days of bitchy blogging, a poor

#AvatarFireandAsh star Zoe Saldana wore a dress better for standing than sitting, along with the goofiest pair of shoes you'll ever see on Jimmy Kimmel Live
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I'm kind of hoping for Vicki Vale. I think she's done wearing tight costumes

Red Carpet Rundown: 2025 Gotham Film Awards - Tom + Lorenzo We handed out a few spotlight posts to several of the attendees, but it's long past time for us to put the 2025 Gotham Film Awards red carpet to bed, good

Red Carpet Rundown: It's long past time for us to put the Gotham Film Awards red carpet to bed, good and judged. Help us tell these stars what's wrong with their outfits:
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HEDDA Star Tessa Thompson n Schiaparelli at the 2025 Gotham Film Awards - Tom + Lorenzo We totally screwed this one up, you guys. Every working day, we try to put aside one single look that would make a good jumping off point for a discussion

We were going to put the dress #Hedda star Tessa Thompson wore to the Gotham Film Awards up to a vote, but it turned out to be so flawless that we'd look foolish if we tried it
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Aw, thank you!

I still laugh whenever I think of a line on the old Datalounge forums about Lucy in Auntie Mame: "They must have held a bag of ice in front of the camera for all her closeups."

AND FIX YOUR BROWS

Put bluntly, she's a moron and everyone who uplifted or supported her is a moron-by-proxy

I can't even speak on how angry I am that we've spent years trying to get a biography of an important trans woman picked up by publishers but this ethics- and talent-free incurious child had the entire media and publishing world just throwing money and attention at her

Catherine, Princess of Wales in Jenny Packham at State Banquet - Tom + Lorenzo Princess Cathy went full Disney Princess for the Windsor Castle State Banquet for German President Frank-Walter Steinmeier. The Princess of Wales pulled a

Princess Cathy's sparkly gown and long hair under a massive tiara at the state banquet was giving pageant queen rather than future actual queen
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Christmas Movie Dress Advent Calendar Day 4: Winona Ryder in LITTLE WOMEN - Tom + Lorenzo Yesterday, a Christmas bad girl! Today, a holiday wild woman. We hope it's clear by now that this advent calendar of Christmas movie dresses is designed

Day FOUR:
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Christmas Movie Dress Advent Calendar Day 4: Winona Ryder in LITTLE WOMEN - Tom + Lorenzo Yesterday, a Christmas bad girl! Today, a holiday wild woman. We hope it's clear by now that this advent calendar of Christmas movie dresses is designed

Christmas Movie Dress Advent Calendar, Day 4: Winona Ryder's ball gown in LITTLE WOMEN and how it evokes family traditions and family history tomandlorenzo.com/2025/12/chri...

We've decided it's because they're mimicking walking in heels in mid shots

Please not Harley

Lorenzo is watching Emily in Paris screeners and every time I glance up, I wind up saying "Why are they walking like that?"

Christmas Movie Dress Advent Calendar Day 3: Michelle Pfeiffer in BATMAN RETURNS - Tom + Lorenzo Yesterday, a Christmas Queen! Today, a sparkly femme fatale. In 1992's Batman Returns, directed by Tim Burton, Michelle Pfeiffer got the chance to tear up

Christmas Movie Dress Advent Calendar, Day 3: Michelle Pfeiffer's beaded black gown in BATMAN RETURNS, what it wisely avoids and what it cleverly reveals
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