Stevie/Wakimaki

So we did the best thing we could to get strong enough to stop nukes: we combined, Power Rangers-style. We combined into a huge robot named the "Super Tengan Toppa Go-Rill Gun 🦍", which clear copyright infringement aside was our ultimate weapon to save the world.
And then I woke up before doing that

Anyways the last thing that was going on was after we defeated the Ant Lich, the magical barrier keeping the house's BS from the rest of the world broke, to which the military immediately responded by throwing nukes our way (which, y'know, fair). However, we weren't gonna just roll over and explode.

And despite the guards, and the fires, and the whole end of the world and all that, we were confident in our abilities to handle everything, almost comically so. Because Jack Garland was there, everything was okay. Thank you, Jack Garland.

I had a dream where I was having a sleepover at my cousin's place, but it was haunted and full of evils and dangers, like an ancient skeleton lich-type made of ants
Anyways Jack Garland was there so there was nothing to worry about because with his strength and fearlessness we could handle anything.

At some point the government caught on and military started surrounding the area. I was caught by them and was questioned by a very pretty lady. I told her everything that had happened and that McConaughey was getting out of control. And she trusted me and said she'll take care of it.
Then I woke up

But we had to pretend we weren't deathly afraid of him, so we continued the party. At least, until McConaughey got drunk on power and evaporated one of our friends for funsies. Now we were outright terrified and his madness continue to grow. We all ran away from his place and tried to escape him.

But it was hard to pretend the sky disappearing was something that normally happens. We asked McConaughey why he was so calm, and it turns out he was the one behind it. Somehow, he had gained godlike powers, and turned off the sky as a test of those powers. We were afraid of McConaughey after that.

All of a sudden the sky went pitch black, like there was a blanket over the sky. Most of us were panicking but McConaughey remained in party mode, as though there was nothing to worry about. Soon after the sky turned back to normal like it had never happened. We tried to pretend it didn't happen...

Afterwards, we went back to McConaughey's home, where he seemingly lived alone, and all our friends were there waiting for us. They were excited about the events of today and wanted to throw a small party, so we got to partying hard! We were all having a grand old time until something odd happened.

So there we sat, facing a wall, having to write an essay about why we missed class and the importance of staying in class. The teacher seemed to like me and was sad I was sent here, but had to respect the rules and gave me the same punishment as McConaughey. They had a too strong pencil sharpener.

...at least, it was supposed to be, but I had the idea of opening the back hatch and one by one we threw all of the mafia folks into the waters, until there were none left. That took care of that, so we took the air vehicle back to school, where me and McConaughey got detention for missing class...

But then trouble started happening: McConaughey got into trouble with a mafia-type group, and it was up to us high schoolers to save the day. We ended up getting in a large military air vehicle where we were going to do our final battle with them, all while the vehicle was flying over raging waters.

I had a dream where I was back in high school and I had this group of friends I was completely unfamiliar with in real life, except one of them was Holluwood actor Matthew McConaughey. We were doing normal high school things for a time: hanging out, watching Dragon Ball (the ball being soccer), etc.

I had a dream where Tekken announced their newest thing and in the middle of it a portal opened up and Nintendo's Kirby came out of it and everyone was like "WHAT??? IS KIRBY IN TEKKEN???" But in actuality it was just some silly segue into a Kirby presentation
My friends were losing it in the moment

Achievements like "clear every level" after beating just one and such. At some point in all that my brain itself went "Yeah I'm kinda losing the plot myself" and decided it was time to wake up to avoid making more of that dream up.

I don't think there was anything to learn from this one, honestly.

I get pulled away from that table to play against another gambler who has it out for this guy, and I think the game was just Pokémon or something with them and I remember while playing the Pokémon game I was also playing some form of DKC on GBA and getting RetroAcheivements I didn't actually earn.

The game we played was basically "try and get a bigger number than your opponent" by flipping coins and spinning wheels and such, and I ended up not getting a good score, and I was able to see a chart of the legendary gambler's scores and he too sometimes got poor scores, so I was gonna brag when-

SO THEN somehow people in the casino mistook me for some kind of legendary gambler with a rep there and insist on putting me at a table to play and even gave me my first rounds free. I play against a guy who has a real deep grudge against the guy I'm mistaken for, and we play against each other.

So the girl I like has become a baby and I'm like "Bro this socks what do I do" and so me and the family go out to a casino, but this casino for some reason doesn't deal in money but in meat. So I'm in the meat casino watching people bet meat while wanting no part of it.

Had a dream that was both long and confusing but I'll try to put it into words here
I was out spending time with my family when I find a girl I think is neat and we chat some and start hanging out and just when I think we're getting close some form of magic is put on her and she turns into a baby.

It fills me with sadness knowing that the powerful will always make decisions to support the powerful because to them *they* are the common folk because that's all they know and have been around and unless someone who was raised in the common life gains a position of real power, change is difficult.

It (to me) explains a lot about how people in power act and why they think they understand what's good for the common people because they genuinely can't and because of that, there is no way for them to relate to the everyman so their decisions are done for who they *can* relate to, the powerful.

I think the dream served as a good reminder of how people in higher positions of power like the President are isolated from common folk and are unable to experience things the way the average person would. Unless they had personally lived the common life before ascending, they cannot know. (Cont.)

It felt incredibly lonely, not being able to interact with the people at all. There was always a disconnect due to the secret service actively preventing locals from getting near, even young kids who posed no harm. It didn't help that the secret service were all a bunch of "Dudebro" types. (cont.)

I had a dream where I was President and going around a town, and my secret service would constantly push others away from me, to the point where if I had to use a public restroom, they would have to pull me aside to an abandoned location and have the place checked and civilians evacuated. (cont.)

This is not exactly a vent account and isn't going to be mostly negative thoughts or anything, just a quiet corner for me to ramble without social limits