Steve

Oh, you mean minegar

I mean, you can say it's because their stunt pike failed, but you could also argue that nobody's going to watch a film about a scary pike, possibly with a "come on now" thrown in there

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Hah

Back in a sec, I think I just heard a Manhurin revolver being cocked outside my front door?

You're scared of them! You've carefully added the correct accents to their name, even the cedilla! You're scared of the academie francaise!

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No you're right, sprang has sprong

Listen, you don't understand, there's not one single presenter in India who is telegenic and speaks English so there's simply no option but for Alexander Henry Fenwick Armstrong (Durham School, Trinity College Cambridge)

Absolutely vibrating with the urge to annoy András by asking if the first prize was a fridge

Dan, as always, meticulously takes apart the Home Secretary's quite frankly racist liefest in The Guardian

You have to admit that shitefesting Kier Starmer, a charisma-free politician who also appears to be the exact opposite of a technocrat, a shit-midas, a man unable to listen to any dissenting opinions until it's time to do yet another U-turn, into Prime Minister was a staggering feat

In that coat, too. If that isn't deliberately projecting "fascist uniform" then it's subconscious.

I have been semantically satiated into thinking "taught" is also wrong. Send help there is no longer any correct way to spell it.

Because caucasians are just too damn tall

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I saw him once in a curry place in Hammersmith. Very reasonably priced set lunch.

Meme triptych of Duke Leto and Paul Atreides Text: We must not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind. Why not? Because people are fucking idiots, Paul. They're just... incredibly stupid.

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

That would be bodacious

No! You're not spinning it right!

And he's determined to prove it

Oh you mean Pancake Day?

The curse of areas that believe strongly in the old values of the Labour movement and voted loyally for Labour for decades is they get a party apparatchik who secretly despises them as stupid rubes parachuted into the "safe seat"

You'll get a knock on the door one day and "we need you for one last job"

These are real "once as tragedy, the second time as farce (that is also tragedy)" times

That's good, I'm so sick of the economy

Best rigger on the Clyde.
And some sort of car factory management job I think?

That luggage allowance costs a lot of money, maybe someone's stolen a couple of curling stones to try and get their money's worth

Pippa Credulous

God forbid someone have a hobby

If a giant bird carried me off into the sky I would simply make friends with it