Andrew Harrison

“No stupid rules of engagement” – does this Walter Mitty dumb fuck realise that it is rules of engagement that generally stop *his own troops* from being summarily executed when captured?

Also you just know he was stifling an erection while mouthing this degraded, criminal garbage.

Come on, you need a laugh. God knows I do.

What, about the Iran missile attacks? Our valuable perspectives from various settees in the Greater London Area? Not sure we’d be adding much at this stage.

“GORTON’S ALIVE!!”

I would expect no less of you!

This one is technically correct.

The Allister Heath Headline Generator: stirring-fox-7e1fab.netlify.app

I suspect this is “user-generated content”.

No it bloody isn’t, I saw The Specials, The Smiths and New Order there and got teargassed at the Beastie Boys too.
STOP ERASING OUR CULTURE.

ATYPICAL GIRL BOOK LAUNCH WITH PENNY KILEY Punk Rock, Liverpool & Trying To Be Normal. In conversation with Andrew Harrison.

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”My father was a sausagemaker…”

Latest OGWN featuring all the Mountbatten-Windsor content you could wish for.

Loaded was always a much more complicated beast than the clip show narrative had it. Have a listen…

Oh right!

Of course I’m not. I’m arguing the opposite. Why on earth would you think I want to get rid of IHT? I’m talking about how it is already generous to the already well-off.

Micro-violin time for the Telegraph. If the “grieving families” are paying £1.38m in death duties then by my reckoning their estates are worth at least £3.8m (correct me if my maths are wrong) and their estate planning is pretty poor too. Never mind, they still get to hang on to a piffling £2.4m.

I mean even Absolute Penguin’s goons have a command of basic spoken English.

FFS Nick Fury Jr., it’s “SET foot.” What are they teaching them at S.H.I.E.L.D. these days?

My folks had a septic tank and ancient drains so we had to have this instead of proper bog roll. This is my origin story as a hated-filled woke extremist.

Aren’t they!

#FBPE

Elon Musk is v invested in Rupert Lowe's political project - to reverse ethnic change {white "race extinction"] in Britain

"Our ancestral land must not fall"

"there has been unrelenting hate and poisonous propaganda in the West against anyone White, straight or male over the past decade or more!"

I always find that guffawing in people’s faces is a surefire way to get them to change their minds and agree with you. They love it, can’t get enough of it.

Why are the British far-right such fucking weirdoes? Why are they so desperate to sport an “interesting” moustache?

And these are the people who guffaw at blue hair, fringe haircuts, spectacles…

FORWARD THE FAT!

Stop stalking me.

That’s so unfair, Arsenal have been going for years.

Don’t make me like this.

It’s Midget Roy Orbison.

“OK, people are scared of crypto. So we need our new platform to be associated with a rock-solid, dependable institution which will absolutely not fall to bits at the last minute. Got any ideas?”