Kithany

Well. She’s here gals.

mama!!! morphine?!?!? hello?!?! bela lugosi?!?!?

there’s no valentines build a bear cinnamoroll this is shockingly close to being my 13th reason

so big they call me delicate tessa bc it’s a feast

people are talking abt the hawk tuah girl again I think you should all take very strong antibiotics for a few months and see if it makes you normal

every time I see a straight man regurgitate some garbled feminist phrases abt the patriarchy, that I know he’s only said out loud to get laid, I curse every vagina his penis will ever enter so that it gives him shingles. every time, shingles.

listen to me, im a woman, I have needs. I have to call the 6’2 straight bear at work girl and diva.

having a wicked phase as an adult is so miserably embarrassing but singing along with glinda has made such a dent in my vocal damage

I fear being rich no longer means being in the back seat eating dijon mustard from the jar.

Never posted a list on here but I like these

*beind dragged from thanksgiving with a handful of hair in my fist kicking and screaming* DONT YOU EVER, EVER!!!! BRING UP ELPHABA THROPP’S NANNY DULCIBEAR IN MY PRESENCE THAT WAY AGAIN!!! *screaming from outside the door in the broad light of day*

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a bunny and a fox🐰🦊
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Sick to fucking death of being sick. I have to stop calling out fuck me!!!!

I genuinely don’t even know how I gotta outta that I think I just laughed and he left but I was throttling the bread like what kind of twilight zone shit for a fat girl in a HAIR NET???????

I’m just kinda lookin at him now like whatttttt, and he laughs and waves and hand and goes “and make him leave!!!! just come on over. I’m old, it would be like charity. And I’m sick.” and at this point I just have bread in my hands, this man nods and goes. “i’m old, dying. that’s like double charity

So I laugh and say thank u, he keeps going. “wish you could come spend time with me” some bakery jokes, I tell him my boyfriend wouldn’t like that (bitch this pussy is empty like sleeve of wizard, bf where), and then he goes “invite him too.” and I go “what” and he goes. “invite him too.”

Ok this needs context so I’m at work (in a hair net a mask and an ill fitting uniform) and this older man engages me in a discussion about cake in the case. at first I’m not feeling it, I’m not excellent as customer service, but he gets me laughin. and then he calls me pretty

No that’s normal I do that all the time and there’s never been anything wrong with me

I’m so sick of being moderately attractive an older man just tried to get me to sleep with him and told me he was terminally ill!!!! I have GOT to get unapproachable

I want a girlfriend to take to k bbq and I would delicately cook her meats and tenderly put them on her plate

gdi even my handle is invalid I should be studied