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ANNOUNCER 1: here's the pitch
[GMOD CLATTER NOISES, GROANS FROM STANDS]
ANNOUNCER 2: oh, bad luck. Negative acceleration on the ball, classic overflow, clipped through Smith's hitbox. He's ragdolling
ANNOUNCER 1: NaN propagation looks like. truly hate to see it
ANNOUNCER 2: it's been ruled a balk

this more or less happened
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i briefly worked on a texture pack that was mildly popular in alpha, so i took its name as my handle. someone else liked it enough to name their minecraft account the same thing, then went to minecon 2011. now i get weekly DMs from random zoomers demanding i sell them a cape i don't have

warner brothers trickster figures explained

SOCRATES: No god is a philosopher or seeker after wisdom, for he is wise already; nor does any man who is wise seek after wisdom.

PLATO: Neither do the ignorant seek after wisdom.

DARRYL, SOCRATES AND PLATO’S FRIEND: well well well if it isn’t the blowjob brothers

tiger electronics goldeneye, with james bond bending his body horrifically to shoot a guy

losing my mind at tiger electronics pierce brosnan james bond's posture for shooting backwards

City of Sickos

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that

Dodonpachi (1995, CAVE)

CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer

CHOTINER: what’s up
ME: not much dude
CHOTINER: right on

A real illustration of Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C. overshadowed by a monolithic Supreme Court megastructure that stretches well over 130 feet

EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Trump plans for National Mall renovation and Federal Datacenter attracts controversy, praise from Big Tech

Screenshot from Howard the Duck for Commodore 64. A pixelated image of a humanoid duck creature wearing a green shirt and a furrowed brow. It stands in front of a blue striped wall. A thought bubble extends from his head, inside of which is text that reads 'THIS DOES NOT BODE WELL!'.

This does not bode well!

"You need to cut toxic people out of your life, see through the bullshit, and start worrying about the things that really matter." -Shigeru Miyamoto On how to unlock Luigi in 'Super Mario Odyssey'

Yoshi car transformation from Yoshi's island

His Body Just Did This

jump spice

running out of gif's
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the netflix ranma 1/2, with "more like this" suggestions. white chicks (2004) is on the list

"more like this"

nate silver on november 3 2020 making some awful post about The Narrative surrounding the results of the presidential election horny yoda replies that he is horny

Radical leftists are blocking essential HUD services to the evil HOA planet from Oprah Winfrey's A Wrinkle in Time

last time around I missed 3 paychecks. THIS time my contract is FFP & fully funded so I get paid to watch for emails from an empty office. they should keep it shut down thru xmas 🫡

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."