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Screenshot that reads: Don't Dream It. Be It. EyesOnHisThighs Summary: Crowley and Aziraphale have settled into a nice life, splitting themselves between the bookshop and their new cottage in the South Downs. They enjoy freedom from worry about interference from Heaven and Hell. After thousands and thousands of years of mutual pining, these two idiots have finally made out and learned how to give themselves absolute pleasure. They spend a lot of time connecting carnally. Crowley takes a new effort out for a spin and within a few weeks, they realize that ALL of Crowley's female-presenting reproductive anatomy is actually in place, leading to two positive lines on a pregnancy test. Lots of sex, lots of domestic fluff, and a bunch of pregnancy shenanigans ensue.

I haven't been able to finish new stuff for @ineffablefamfeb.bsky.social #ineffablefamfeb yet this year, but there's a few days left. For now, if you love Aziraphale & Crowley, their pregnancies & families, allow me to share my work. Starting with my first fic.

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Another part to the Unexpected Blessings verse! Just a little SOL snippet. Short but sweet.

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For the #IneffableFamFeb prompts surprise + nesting:

When visiting Crowley’s nest to meet their little surprise for the first time, Aziraphale brings a small token to surprise him with in turn. I think Crowley’s got him beat, though 🌼

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A sketch of Ash. They are wearing very wide and comfy clothes since they are very much pregnant. They have pulled up their shirt a little and are pulling on their loose-fitting pants to proudly show off their stretch-mark-painted baby bump.

#IneffableFamFeb - Showing off the baby bump + maternity clothes.

Ash's maternity clothes 95% consist of Francis' regular ones - As they should‼️
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Aziraphale is in his true Fenrir form while a pregnant Anthony Crowley is petting his face. Aziraphale affectionately places his nose on their baby bump.

Day 13 of #IneffableFamFeb! - True Forms

Here's Aziraphale as his true Fenrir self! In Crowley's own word's, He is the bestest boy!

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light after darkness, gain after loss - Chapter 14 - badwolfgirlicouldkissyou - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

I know we're only halfway through the month, but today I post the final chapter of 'light after darkness, gain after loss', for @ineffablefamfeb.bsky.social. I wrote the prompts that spoke to me, in an order that told my story. Hope you enjoy ❤️

Prompt: Surprise!

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Late for Valentine’s Day, but here’s another entry for @ineffablefamfeb.bsky.social filling prompts 5. Lactation and 15. Pampering.

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|| pregnancy

In honour of the “pampering” prompt for #IneffableFamFeb, thought I’d dig up this old moment from my fic Good Expectations 🩵

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Drawing of Francis holding a young Eden in his arms. They’re both looking at each other with fond expressions and are sticking their tongues out in jest.

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Francis and Eden are so much alike in so many ways, they make my heart melt 🥺🥺 #GoodGardenerAU

A cropped version of a monster fucker drawing of Francis and giant-winged-snake!Ash. Francis is naked andcradling Ash's snout with both his hands and is placing a loving kiss on their nose. Ash is smiling into the kiss and their coils are lovingly wrapped around Francis' bare body. The lower halves of their bodies are cropped out.

#IneffableFamFeb - My drawing for the monsters/interspecies prompt 🐍 This is a little difficult to crop lol

The full and uncensored version is available for the Lilium tier on my Patreon 💜 #GoodGardenerAU

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While Aziraphale and the rest of the familiars are out hunting for ingredients, Anthony Crowley decided to stay behind since their hips and back were sore. They made an at-home spa day with a warm bath, cutlet sandwiches, sweets, fruit and sparkling grape juice. They are wearing black gender neutral swimwear with a hand on their very pregnant belly. While eating a sandwich, Anthony says, "Mmm...! I could get used to this!"

Day 16 of #IneffableFamFeb! Today is a combination of Pampering and Weight Gain.

While the familiars are out adventuring, Crowley is having a little "me" time with a warm bath, delicious nibbles and sparkling grape juice!

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for ineffable family february can I put in a custom order for some art of crowley stretched out in a big soft bed in south downs cottage nursing their newborn while aziraphale cuddles up to them with a protective wing cast over his little family to keep the evening sunlight out of the baby's eyes

Finally finished these two drawings for day 13 (true form) after being hospitalized and resting a lot😅

I personally like the headcanon of Aziraphale being or used to be a cherubim! :3

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 13: 12. Nesting Summary: Aziraphale’s become a bit of a neat freak as their baby’s birth approaches. At the same time, he’s become a hoarder of soft things, very much including Crowley’s heart. Notes: Another holdover from Ineffable Family February 2024 that I wanted to use - thrilled to see nesting as a prompt! Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale, female-presenting Crowley, pregnant Aziraphale, mpreg, fluff

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. “Angel, it’s clean enough,” she said, amused. “No, it’s not,” Aziraphale replied, not even looking at her in his cleaning frenzy. “It could have germs. It could have something terrible on it that could hurt the baby. We’ll prepare bottles here if we end up needing them!” “With how frequently you’ve been cleaning? I don’t think there’s anything living on that counter. And you can’t miss any spots because there’s nothing on the counter for anything to hide under.”

Aziraphale’s cleaning and hoarding blankets and stuffies as their baby’s birth approaches.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 12 - Nesting

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 16: 15. Pampering Summary: Crowley’s due to give birth any day now, so Aziraphale is intent on pampering her. And on helping to make her life easier in future with a very focused massage. Notes: Going for another Ineffable Family February 2024 prompt - massage/perineal massage. We get both, since one is a bit more pampering than the other, which is a bit more preparation :P Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale, female-presenting Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley have vulvas, pregnant Crowley, hair washing, massage, perineal massage

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. Someone, his hands were those of a maestro, playing her body over and over again to make something beautiful, make her beautiful. She’d never felt so radiant as she did whenever he touched her like this, melted her back into her own body even as it grew to ever more alien proportions with the imminent birth of their child. “There,” he said. He leaned down to kiss her forehead, and then he was gone. When Crowley heard the faucet in their bathroom start up, she knew what was coming next. She oozed off of the table and collapsed gracefully to the floor, not bothering with the dressing gown close by. As Aziraphale returned with a small bottle of massage gel, she automatically opened her legs.

Crowley gets both pampered and prepared in her last trimester.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 15 - Pampering

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 20: 19. Carbon Copy Kid Summary: For better or for worse, Aziraphale and Crowley each birth their wife’s mini me. Notes: This was another idea for “pregnancy unicorn” for Ineffable Family February 2024, and I only had to add a few vignettes to the original idea to make it fit even better, so I’m happy to be able to use it! Relevant tags: female-presenting Aziraphale and Crowley, pregnant Aziraphale, pregnant Crowley, pregnancy symptoms, vague discussions of childbirth, kids who are alarmingly like their mums

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. She huffed. “I’m not talking about any outsiders being involved. I’m talking about the fact that I have you within me, and you have me within you.” “And how does that matter?” “Well, you’re very sweet and very good to me,” her voice rose automatically to override Crowley’s snarled protests, “so it makes sense that your child would be very good to me. Whereas yours is a bastard. That’s what you always call me, yes?” “Because you are one,” she said sulkily. “See? Of course the child would give you some trouble. But you like that I’m a bastard, don’t you.” “Wouldn’t like you if you weren’t,” she replied, as if she hadn’t told her some variation on that at least twice weekly and had done so in her wedding vows. “There, so that’s to be expected. It’s only a few more months, and then we’ll both be dealing with them.”

For better or for worse, Aziraphale and Crowley each birth their wife’s mini-me.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 19 - Carbon Copy Kid

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Aziraphale and Crowley are merpeople, sitting together in a sandy underwater clearing near the shipwreck cottage they live in. Aziraphale has a light pink tail with frilly fins, he's wearing gold jewelry, long hair decorated with pearls, and also has a beard. Crowley's tail is black, he has spiky fins and long hair, and is decked out in silver jewelry. Crowley is holding their egg, which he can tell will hatch soon, as Aziraphale looks on with excitement.

a nearly ready to hatch eggy for #mermay ✨✨✨
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Hatched!

Baby O'Malley/ Mallory sleeping on Aziraphale's chest. Az is asleep too, drooling just as the baby is. They're wearing the same trousers and shirt and have the same curls. They're too cute. They're lay back on a pile of pillows ans Crowley is in tbe back, dying of cuteness.

Day 19 - Carbon Copy Kid

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Baby O'Malley/ Mallory having a nap with Aziraphale.

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I did wanna do more of these but I hope you guys enjoy this one.

Anthony Crowley has just given birth to a little Fenrir/human hybrid. She's small with peach colored hair and has her Father, Aziraphale's ears and tail. Anthony is holding the baby while sitting in their rocking chair. They have a blanket over their lap and their belly is still round postpartum. Aziraphale, in his humanoid form is watching over his partner and daughter while letting her grasp his finger. Aziraphale says, "Oh darling...! She's beautiful...! You were on the nose about her having my ears and tail!" With tears in their eyes, Anthony says, "So that's what's been tickling the inside of my belly! You clever little beastie...!"

It's Day 18 of #IneffableFamFeb! Labor & Delivery!

Introducing Little Baby Ivy! Turns out she has the same wolf-like ears and tail just like her Papa Aziraphale. After waiting for 18 months, Crowley and Aziraphale are happy she's here!
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Cropped drawing on Ash on all fours. They face is scrunched and sweaty in an expression of pain and huge effort.

Cropped drawing of Francis who is supporting Ash during labor. His hair is pulled back so it doesn’t get in the way.

#IneffableFamFeb - Oviposition + Labor and Delivery

How tf am I supposed to crop this 😀😀 Full version on my Patreon's Lilium tier. While this isn’t sexual, it is graphic, so please mind the CWs and skip this one if they trigger you in any way!

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Day 19 - Carbon Copy Kid

Crowley absolutely has a point 😌

Bringing back this old comic from a previous #IneffableFamFeb in tribute to today’s prompt “carbon copy kid.”

If there’s one situation where you DON’T want a carbon copy baby, it’s this one!

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Look what my beta and muse @ foxes_in_the_meadow drew as an illustration to the fic!

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 11: 10. Pregnancy/Baby Yoga Summary: Crowley got into yoga shortly after his first pregnancy. He still enjoys it late into his second, and so does their mimic of a toddler. Notes: I am like 63% sure that Lonicera posted art like this and inadvertently inspired the idea for this prompt, but if it does exist, I think it might only be on Patreon… But I wanted to say it so that I could give credit where credit is due if I did not, in fact, hallucinate the art! Relevant tags: female-presenting Aziraphale, male-presenting Crowley, pregnant Crowley, mpreg, yoga

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. Aziraphale had always appreciated Crowley’s form while he was exercising, whether it be admiring the aesthetics of how he moved his body, respect for the athleticism and grace it took to make shifting through the asanas look so smooth and effortless, or a more carnal interest in how bendy he was and how nice his legs and arse looked in his leggings. But she’d become even more enamored of the sight of him doing his poses now that he was frequently joined by their almost three year old daughter, Astrea. She was currently in a phase of following Crowley around and trying to do exactly what Dada was doing at all times. She watched him like he hung the stars and Aziraphale would have been irritated by her clear favoritism if it wasn’t so darn cute, and if she wasn’t equally as starstruck with her husband.

Crowley likes yoga and he and Aziraphale’s toddler likes to mimic her dada.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 10 - Pregnancy/Baby Yoga

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Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale are out on the balcony in their robes that morning. Anthony is nursing a hot cup of tea while Aziraphale is behing them, holding their belly after a late night craving session. Anthony says, "Oof..! Thanks for this, angel. Beastie was so hungry last night, I almost ate all of the inn's meat reserves! They are definitely your child." Aziraphale, smiling, says, "Hee, hee! That's my little one!"

Day 9 of #IneffableFamFeb! Partner Lifting the Belly

Since Anthony Crowley is is carrying a Fenrir hybrid, the cravings hit harder than the average pregnancy!
Aziraphale is there whenever Anthony is feeling too full and heavy!
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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. Chapter 8: 7. Maternity Clothes Summary: When Aziraphale goes looking for maternity clothes, he finds some children’s clothes he’d collected over the years. Crowley mocks his taste, but it turns out hers doesn’t differ quite as much as they think in at least one particular way. Notes: I’m cheating a little - I wanted to use an old Ineffable Family February prompt (from 2024 I think) of hand-me-downs and they felt related enough to me :P Still have a bit of maternity clothes in there though, I promise! Also, imagine here that they went to the Dowlings when Warlock was a baby, not when he was 5. Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale, female-presenting Crowley, pregnant Aziraphale, mpreg, baby clothes, mentions of Warlock Dowling

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. But she’d only been searching for a few minutes, tuning out Aziraphale’s muttered complaints about his own organization system, when his loud exclamation caught her attention. “Oh! I’d forgotten I’d stored these here. Oh, Crowley, you must look at these.” She turned to see him lifting a frilly white dress with blue ribbons out from the medium-sized bin in front of him. She would have vetoed him going out in public like that right now, too formal and a little too frumpy for the here and now, but it wasn’t for him. No, it was sized for a very small child, for a baby. He couldn’t have…

Aziraphale looks for maternity clothes and finds Warlock’s hand-me-downs in the process. Crowley’s squirreled away some of her own too.

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 7 - Maternity Clothes (…kind of)

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Aziraphale and Crowley are on a walk around Soho with their small toddler. It's raining out, and Aziraphale and Crowley are holding hands and looking at each other lovingly, getting lightly drenched as their toddler insists on carrying their family-sized yellow umbrella all by themself. (This will be a happy memory for all of them.)

a close-up of the first pic, focusing on Aziraphale, Crowley, and their umbrella-obscured toddler

a little family outing for both #IneffableFamFeb, and national umbrella day ☔
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For today’s #IneffableFamFeb, I thought I’d migrate over this older drawing I posted elsewhere for a past IFF “pregnancy clothing” prompt!

Aziraphale is so set in his style, so I can see him sticking to his favourite kinds of clothes while pregnant

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A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the fic linked in the post. The title is you take the full, full truth, then you pour some out and the author is HazelSage. The summary is: Aziraphale promises to keep Crowley full while they’re trying for a baby, and Crowley might really want a baby, but that idea is an enticing prospect all on its own. Perhaps the trying period could be extended a little. For Ineffable Family February 2026 prompts 3. Sensing Ovulation and 4. Fill Them ‘Til It Takes. It is part 2 of the Ineffable Family February 2026 series. It is rated E and tags are as follows: No Archive Warnings Apply, Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens), Female-Presenting Aziraphale (Good Omens), Female-Presenting Crowley (Good Omens), Aziraphale Has a Penis (Good Omens), Crowley Has a Vulva (Good Omens), Top Aziraphale (Good Omens), Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Top Aziraphale/Bottom Crowley (Good Omens), Crack Treated Seriously, Vaginal Sex, Procreative Sex, Creampie, Breeding Kink, (mild), Marathon Sex.

A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post. Without her conscious input, a miracle pulsed inside of her, disappearing her Fallopian tubes as her whole body heated with lust. She debated putting it back to rights for only a moment before deciding to leave it be, bucking up into Aziraphale’s thrusts as if nothing had happened. Sure, she wouldn’t be able to have a baby this way, but they could wait. It wasn’t as if they had to worry about any sort of ‘biological clock’ or other such nonsense. Waiting would hurt the part of her heart that was so eager to bear a child a tad, but the rest of her found the idea of it all too exciting to resist.

Behind but working on it! An old WIP, cracky as hell, but fits “Fill Them ‘Til It Takes” to a T! (Hence why it is its own fic!)

#ineffablefamfeb Prompt 4 - Fill Them ‘Til It Takes (+3. Sensing Ovulation)

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