Syncing my ovulation calendar with my work calendar
28.02.2026 20:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Syncing my ovulation calendar with my work calendar
28.02.2026 20:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Listen I go to the gym but it sucks ass.
28.01.2026 16:33 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You are all lying about enjoying the gym. Being at the gym sucks.
28.01.2026 16:31 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Ready set awoogah
22.01.2026 22:13 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They should let me into Fort Knox. Like it's just me.
12.01.2026 00:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All people who call Die Hard a Christmas movie want for Christmas is for someone to argue with them that Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.
15.12.2025 14:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The crushing weight of being the only non boardgame person in a group of boardgame people.
12.12.2025 14:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Skinny "shaming" will never and I mean NEVER be the same as fat shaming.
02.12.2025 14:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why are people allowed to completely write off horror as a genre but I'm not allowed to refuse to watch action movies.
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Girlhood is cutting your hair then getting upset
22.11.2025 22:05 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Don't comment on other people's bodies" no you're right it's good and cool that everyone is suddenly bone thin and heroin chic is back.
22.11.2025 01:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yet another creepy Simpsons prediction that’s 100% accurate
19.11.2025 13:07 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Never make me take a jumping photo
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Bugonia (2025)
15.11.2025 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh no Yukon. We're stuck on the Island of Misfit Toys and there is only 1 bed...
13.11.2025 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Listen to your favorite music today and remind yourself that AI art is slop garbage and will never replace us
11.11.2025 19:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That is a conventionally attractive giant, no need to hear you out.
10.11.2025 15:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hell yeah it is
10.11.2025 15:07 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
It's an artistic representation of a circulatory system walking through a kitchen, as drawn by Dave Gibbons and written about by Alan Moore. It happens a lot 'round here.
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
10.11.2025 10:54 — 👍 17932 🔁 6949 💬 122 📌 207Have you listened to The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald twice already today or are you neurotypical?
10.11.2025 14:35 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0My overall style can best be described as Peggy Bundy meets Elvira
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aaaaaAAAAAAAAHHH!
01.11.2025 14:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People who say shit like "I don't watch horror movies. The news is horrific enough" when I say I like horror movies...what's it like being the most boring person in the world?
17.10.2025 16:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What if we kissed on the Mall of America log flume ride
16.10.2025 19:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
If you look like this DM me
15.10.2025 15:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What if everyone wanted to kiss me 🙈🙈
30.03.2024 20:09 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0You saw Wicked 2 years ago because it's the only musical you had heard of. I had a full breakdown at 16 listening to I'm Not That Girl WE ARE NOT THE SAME.
22.11.2024 16:03 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Cutie pie hours
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