Tobin Skinner

Debbie says 😛.

#sphynx

Mes résultats de la Boussole électorale - Élections fédérales du Canada 2025 La Boussole électorale a calculé mon alignement avec les partis qui se présentent aux élections canadiennes de 2025. Essayez-le vous-même!

Pas surprenant. J'aurais aimé être plus gauche. 😂

Voici comment mes opinions se comparent aux partis politiques dans la prochaine élection canadienne selon la @BoussoleElectorale. Essayez-le vous-même! #polcan share.votecompass.com/XGvkfZ2xt3hX...

Purrfect Saturday. 😻

#catdad #sphynx #couchpotato #cuddles

Seems I need to put on some weight.

This is where Paul stands now. All evening. He is now the main character in every television show we watch.

He is this week's Star Baker. ⭐ 🥧

♥️♥️♥️

Help Denmark Buy California – Because Why Not? Buy it from Trump, the bigliest crowdsourcing ever

Then we will make New Denmark the next Canadian province! Because, well, I guess that's just how geopolitics work these days. 🤷‍♂️

denmarkification.com

Hi Bluesky! Glad to be here.

Made a friend on the metro today. I named him Charles.

Listening to the Eagles players post-game, we can only surmise that God and Jesus must hate the Kansas City Chiefs. Yikes. What a horrible time for them to find this out. 😬

I really thought this was a joke. It is not. 😳

Next Executive Order: All restaurants need to start serving dinner at 4:00pm and serve meat that's easy to chew.

Thank you! 😊

New spexy specs. 🤓

#spexy #glasses #lasikfail #gay #gaygeek #gaynerd

Please....you know Trump can't hawk tuah. He probably gives the driest blowjobs ever.

Truth stolen from @dancasper.bsky.social

Thank you! We're trying not to eat the whole thing in one night. We might fail.

PIE!

🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏

Let's ketchup with the latest news!

::sigh:: It really was too easy to predict this. DEI is to blame for everything.

War in Israel? DEI
Ukraine? DEI
Egg prices? DEI
New pandemic? DEI
Gun violence? DEI...or maybe immigrants. Hrm... Oh wait! I know how to solve this:

Immigrants? DEI

See? I wasn't wrong. 🙄

Why do I have this sneaking suspicion that the far right is going to invent some wild conspiracy theory about the tragic plane collision in D.C.?

At the very least, they will find a way to blame the left.

The Onion

Do you smell toast? 🍞

I did my book learnin'!

500th NYT crossword in a row with no hints! 💅

This is why I use Uber Eats. Have someone else do it (and get a good tip, for sure).

Thank you! My diet soda intake has indeed increased slightly, but it's a small price to pay for a healthy liver and much improved sleep.

Today marks 30 days of no booze. 🥳🎉🪅 Damn, it feels good! Let's keep this responsible adulting train going!

Sounds like a gay hookup app, right? 😆It's an application for PC gaming.

It's very bare bones now, but hopefully will grow in features over time. At least scrolling through here doesn't riddle me with the guilt of supporting a conservative propaganda machine.