Humble Pi 🥧

welcome to my ridiculous and full of blood december #hansry #kcd2

Lasko I'm losing my goddamn mind over Henry's hands being bound *to his horns*, the round swell of his twitching thighs, the way his cock is leaking, Hans' satisfied smile looking up at Henry losing his mind -

I'm getting a defibrillator ready for Kyle - everybody stand back

[charges paddles]

Giftember Day 2: Hans taming his demon(s) for @nerdybirdnerd.bsky.social

This is actually a perfect depiction of Tom's in-game behavior 😂

am I misunderstanding him #tommckay

You and Hans Capon *both*

Hehe yeah they've been on a, ehem, "hunting trip" for a while and they're making sure to relish every minute of it

jesus christ be fucking praiseddddddddd this is MAJESTIC

oh the impact marks YEEEEESSS HANS PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT

the peeps on twt asked for bottom henry..
aka ... and then he begged his lord for a load. #hansry

“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to

The quick, easy access to all their boyfriend's bits would lead to so many more seamless, sexy secret encounters with minimal obstacles

They'd be hooking up EVERYWHERE

Sometimes I think about how fucking over the MOON Hans and Henry would go over the invention of the zipper.

Final thought before I crawl into my blankets and hibernate until the next event (still wearing plate armor so that enemies cannot catch me unawares, even in my dreams):

Keep encouraging each other, leaving comments, and connecting w each other to inspire each other. It was magical to see in Nov.

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I'm obsessed with their doting expressions and gentle hands and their realistic bodies, so beautiful because it's just so ... THEM

너무 바빠서 게임도 못하고 헨리한스도 못먹으니 화가 납니다
#KCD #hansry

Hans' facial expressions are so perfect

킹덤컴 헨리한스
낙서어ㅓ..... 손에 너무 안익어서 큰일.
#KCD #hansry

Hehehe raw dogging it in the middle of the day in the dappled sunlight covered in dirt and sweat and ... each other

I am back here yet again absolutely losing my mind over Henry arching and opening eagerly for Bartosch and Bartosch's hungry eyes MHMM
YEP THAT'S THE STUFF

This Hansry is so comfy and relaxed and sweet and I'm smiling at my phone screen like a big ol' doofus

Hehehe the ✨ duality of man ✨

God he doesn't even need to say he's feeling quite hungry because you can FEEL it in Henry's eyes, his stance, the intensity with which he wants Hans

I will fight to stop making eye contact with Jana's incredible tits for one moment here while I shout out the amazing job you did on her hair, and on Jindra's sleepy droopy little face of pure comfort (and speaking of drool 👀 ... oh they were going AT IT she is dripping wet)

That is BEAUTIFUL. I hope you and the people around you get a lot of joy from it this year.

Giftember Day 1: fem!Hansry for @torivelin.bsky.social