Ash (it's phonetic!)

A small frog hanging out upside down on a wide window casing next to an accordion blind

Same tiny frog, now safely confined to a takeout container so the cats don't get to it before I can release it outside

I was about to go to bed when I noticed something odd on the window casing and... wtf, how did you get in here!? And how did neither cat notice!?

A small frog hanging out upside down on a wide window casing next to an accordion blind

Same tiny frog, now safely confined to a takeout container so the cats don't get to it before I can release it outside

I was about to go to bed when I noticed something odd on the window casing and... wtf, how did you get in here!? And how did neither cat notice!?

An old Chevy Suburban, painted bright green, with the roof chopped off and a weird metal frame put in its place

A good find for #WeirdCarBS
It's like if Joe Dirt ran Jurassic Park

An old Chevy Suburban, painted bright green, with the roof chopped off and a weird metal frame put in its place

A good find for #WeirdCarBS
It's like if Joe Dirt ran Jurassic Park

Cher in CLUELESS saying "and may I remind you it does not say RSVP on the Statue of Liberty" is officially left of the Democratic Party

How dead inside do you have to be to not appreciate the tactile feedback of a good button

A leg propped up on a toilet with 10 pink spots of calamine lotion on 10 mosquito bites

An arm with 8 calamine-covered mosquito bites on it

My flabby underarm with another 2 mosquito bites

My wrist with the final 2 bites covered in still damp calamine lotion

Okay, this fucker might have had some help...

A leg propped up on a toilet with 10 pink spots of calamine lotion on 10 mosquito bites

An arm with 8 calamine-covered mosquito bites on it

My flabby underarm with another 2 mosquito bites

My wrist with the final 2 bites covered in still damp calamine lotion

Okay, this fucker might have had some help...

Nothing like going to bed with 4 mosquito bites and waking up with... so so many more.

Nothing like going to bed with 4 mosquito bites and waking up with... so so many more.

Virgo: Look, we know you’re trying your best, but what’s the point? The sun will expand to engulf the earth in 7 billion years, so take a break. Eat a burrito.

I don't believe in ghosts but will 100% haunt anyone who does this after I die

It's peak "I would never, but it's cool as hell to see"

Congrats on your adorable tiny human! May your days be full of cuteness and minimal wailing

Hope for the best, but go into the store knowing you'll probably have to pick a complimentary color instead.

Don't forget to check-in for July! Report your YTD progress by Aug 5.
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To the group of 4 people with the dog that took over the entire width of the trail and required me to yell 3 times that I was coming up behind you and slow my bike to nearly a complete stop before you took notice... PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR GODDAMNED SURROUNDINGS!

The only good thing about these clowns is that I was feeling pretty low energy at the start of my ride, but that sure got my blood boiling lol

To that same group who could see me coming on my return lap and just watched me approach while again dominating the trail and not moving until I had to slow down with only 20 feet to go... FUCK OFF UNTIL YOU CAN SHARE PUBLIC SPACES

To the group of 4 people with the dog that took over the entire width of the trail and required me to yell 3 times that I was coming up behind you and slow my bike to nearly a complete stop before you took notice... PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR GODDAMNED SURROUNDINGS!

all timer

My husband had put the new happy Gilmore on our TV and this shit is so fucking bad

My husband had put the new happy Gilmore on our TV and this shit is so fucking bad

My 2yo niece calls my sister "mummy" and it's so freaking funny every time

Me too, Shohei, me too

this is why i don’t care how good or bad any Tesla Model 3 or Model Y is. I don’t care about the supercharging network.

I am tired of shit like this being said about people who look like me and I have no intention of giving this man airtime if I can help it

Awwww, Buttó... 🥺
#mets #mlb

Hell hath no fury like a woman fighting with her menstrual cup

Hell hath no fury like a woman fighting with her menstrual cup

A set of 3 square images of things the manufacturer does not want me to put in my new bottle. Each image has a diagonal line crossing it out leading to an x in the bottom right corner. 1. Depicts a carton of milk being poured in the bottle 2. Shows a glass of wine being poured in the bottle 3. Shows an open bottle next to a hamburger while a can of presumably soda is poured into it

I bought a new bottle for my bike yesterday and Trek is adamant I only put water in it 😂