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Alex Proctor

@alexproeu.bsky.social

Novelist in progress DMers will probably be ignored or unfollowed

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Whatever’s going on behind the curtain in Spawn of Satan’s crusade against Iran, you can be sure his ass, his evil spawn, Boy Plunder, his wealthy donors and Putin are all profiting mightily from it.

10.03.2026 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Truly unbelievable stuff. Just up there shamelessly lying his ass off

09.03.2026 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 6063    πŸ” 2421    πŸ’¬ 734    πŸ“Œ 251
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In contrast to the coverup of the EPSTEIN crimes here in America, there are ongoing investigations in the UK, France, Turkey, Poland, Latvia & Lithuania that is sure to expose his central, filthy role in the largest crimes against humanity case in world history. #AccountabilityIsComing

09.03.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 20799    πŸ” 5902    πŸ’¬ 1185    πŸ“Œ 445
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The dark history of the Telegraph's new owner... Analysis in the British press focuses on Axel Springer's attitude to Brexit but a closer look suggests its worldview is just Right for the Telegraph's existing editorial approach.

NEW | THE DARK HISTORY OF THE TELEGRAPH’S NEW OWNER

Analysis in the British press focuses on Axel Springer's attitude to Brexit but a closer look suggests its worldview is just Right for the Telegraph's existing editorial approach

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09.03.2026 13:03 β€” πŸ‘ 44    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Pointless’ Alexander Armstrong is The Torygraph’s new owner. Well, I’d thought he was a little right-leaning, but this is quite a surprise.

09.03.2026 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Newly minted operas seem a lot like musicals to me, like Wonka, starring TimothΓ©e Chalamet.

09.03.2026 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Newly minted operas seem a lot like musicals to me, like Wonka, starring TimothΓ©e Chalamet.

09.03.2026 13:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Embarrassment for Farage as he's blanked by Trump on Mar-a-Lago visit β€” The London Economic Perhaps Farage's relationship with Trump isn't as special as he might think...

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Fucking brilliant I knew it

09.03.2026 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

@mrjamesob.bsky.social

09.03.2026 12:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@mrjamesob.bsky.social

09.03.2026 11:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Phil Collins?? Mini Driver???????

09.03.2026 11:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI didn’t bomb those school girls.”

β€œI didn’t rape that woman.”

β€œI didn’t have anything to do with the guy [Epstein].”

β€œI didn’t hit the girl who bit my penis.”

Not surprisingly, no number of lies will turn away his Christian base.

08.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 478    πŸ” 143    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 5
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Operation Epstein Distraction

According to Google Trends, online interest in Epstein files dropped by 95% following escalation of U.S.-Israel conflict with Iran

WE NEED TO UP THE PRESSURE AGAINST #GOPEpsteinTrumpCOVERUP

08.03.2026 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 417    πŸ” 243    πŸ’¬ 57    πŸ“Œ 15
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On the contrary, Blair's learned that if he can persuade Starmer to do the same thing, his massive fuckup won't look half so bad.

08.03.2026 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Just fascinating to see Blair, a man whose reputation was ruined by the Iraq war, advocate joining a war that is exponentially stupider and more chaotic. How is it possible to learn nothing from the worst mistake of your life?

08.03.2026 11:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4210    πŸ” 779    πŸ’¬ 288    πŸ“Œ 80
An ADSBx map showing C104 flying from Florida to Watertown SD late last night.

An ADSBx map showing C104 flying from Florida to Watertown SD late last night.

Ugh. The brand-new Coast Guard jet Kristi Noem was using before she got fired flew down to Florida late Friday -- presumably for the "Shield of the Americas" announcement -- and then returned to Watertown, SD, late Saturday. So she's still using it!!

08.03.2026 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1374    πŸ” 545    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 75

"You want my fuck-palace-in-the-sky? Come and take it."

08.03.2026 17:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1517    πŸ” 389    πŸ’¬ 62    πŸ“Œ 10

I'm fucking enraged.

08.03.2026 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Some people may well think I was never good enough (I was frequently one of them ) to be called a stand up comic - I think my inconsistency over last few club gigs has finally got the better of me #comedy #standup

08.03.2026 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 0

Ever? That works for me.

08.03.2026 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

trouble is it's hard for ex or current PMs to say 'sometimes events just gonna shape you & there's not much you can do' but it is the truth. Maybe we could play our hand better but Trump is not going to be persuaded out of this war by the UK & the economic consequences will be what they are.

07.03.2026 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 58    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

"The pollster Peter Kellner has calculated that if the referendum were rerun today, instead of a leave win by 1.3m votes, remain would win by 8m. There’s no historic parallel for the injustice of that"

08.03.2026 12:05 β€” πŸ‘ 140    πŸ” 56    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 3

Parma ham, JamΓ³n IbΓ©rico or Serrano are traditionally cured with just pork and salt β€” no artificial or even natural nitrates or nitrites

Safety comes from heavy salting, long drying (12–36 months), and low water activity

Pathogens inhibited instead of nitrate curing

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08.03.2026 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder. Israel currently stands accused of a genocide in Gaza, an illegal war in Iran, mass displacement in Lebanon and attacking Syrian sovereignty. Is this designed to be the new norm? Shifting focus away from Gaza into more widespread chaos and instability?

08.03.2026 09:25 β€” πŸ‘ 528    πŸ” 188    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 8

The King is supposed to be visiting the USA *next month*. This is the definition of a diplomatic nightmare. In all seriousness, I would urge him to pull a sickie.

08.03.2026 08:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4615    πŸ” 736    πŸ’¬ 336    πŸ“Œ 55
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Russian propaganda has launched a disinformation campaign using AI-generated fake images of Ukrainian cash-in-transit guards, according to Hungarian fact-checkers from the VastagbΕ‘r project.

The images were published by Ripost, a tabloid controlled and funded by Prime Minister Viktor OrbΓ‘n’s party.

08.03.2026 09:40 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 4

I couldn't appear on the Laura Kuenssberg show as I'm in the US doing important work for my Clacton constituents, who want me to undermine the UK by sucking up to an unhinged authoritarian pedo.

08.03.2026 10:50 β€” πŸ‘ 726    πŸ” 170    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 2

When Brexit was slammed for being an act of pure prejudice, all the Brexiters howled about β€˜sovereignty’ and β€˜taking back control’.
Now, the very same people howl that we should just obey Trump and put our country in the firing line.
They lied about everything. All of it. Every single part.

08.03.2026 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 959    πŸ” 313    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 4
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Here’s another

08.03.2026 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0