fat_wilf

127 hours: part 2
this time he gets one of his testicles trapped under the rock

06.12.2024 09:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

a slide whistle plays when your sausage slips out of your hot dog as you bite into it. you instantly regret marrying a foley artist, but you have to admit she's good at it

05.12.2024 14:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

she walks into the bedroom wearing nothing but lingerie *BOOM *TISH *BOOM *TISH *HONK* and her one man band gear

05.12.2024 01:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cheese is a loaf of milk

04.12.2024 15:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

in the song Total Eclipse of the Heart by Bonnie Tyler, if you turn around every time they sing 'turn around', at the end of the song you will be facing the same way you started

04.12.2024 12:42 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0