Say what you will about this president...as long as it's extremely negative.

Isn't A New Pope the title of the first Star Wars movie?

I just watched Conclave. I look forward to the sequel, Convlex.

Actual jokes are Krytonite for dimwits who rely on GIFs.

In America right now every day is Face Palm Sunday.

I'm also the guy from Uses Punctuation.

I am not the guy from a show I've never seen. I'm the guy from I Dislike Proselytizing Magical Thinkers showing up in my feed.

It needs to be a fuck off issue on yours

How about you stop showing up in my feed

Musk is now lactose intolerant.

Since they both have same-day-delivery I have decided to go with the Winter Of Discontent instead of the Winter Of Despair.

There are some species that can survive for up to four years without eating eggs.

I'm not looking forward to the 3D version of Godfather II.

It looks like I will keep on not listening to Snoop Dogg.

R.I.P. David Lynch.
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In some cultures, The Fart-Lingerer is held in high esteem. (Pause.) This is not one of those cultures.

This is my second post. What makes it unique is that it's not the first. It is a road-tested veteran. The third will up the ante, but let's not get ahead of ourselves; things are already escalating.

Howdy!

This is my inaugural post. Greetings, (hopefully) non-evil people.