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Chou de Brucycle

@choudebrucycle.bsky.social

Anonyme à vélo électrique ou vélo pliant Brompton à Bruxelles et ailleurs. Ex @choudebrucycle sur Twitter. Je bloque les trolls, whataboutistes et autres affreux. #WeLoveGoodMove💕 #NotACyclist #Cyclotidien #GoudMoufle

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person biking in a protected bike lane in a city 

SOMETIMES THE BEST WAY TO REMOVE BARRIERS...
IS TO ADD SOME

person biking in a protected bike lane in a city SOMETIMES THE BEST WAY TO REMOVE BARRIERS... IS TO ADD SOME

Barriers.

28.02.2026 15:03 — 👍 143    🔁 41    💬 2    📌 5
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28.02.2026 09:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#SUTOM #1512 5/6

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27.02.2026 11:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#SUTOM #1510 3/6

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25.02.2026 02:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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je savais même pas que c'était un mot valide.

#SUTOM #1509 3/6

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24.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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what the hell?!
#SUTOM #1509 3/6

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24.02.2026 04:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

C'est de pire en pire, et toutes les pubs qui nous vendent des outils IA "incontournables" pour faire avancer notre business.

23.02.2026 09:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Headphones with harmful substances pulled from sale Headphones with harmful substances pulled from sale

Brands including Apple, JBL, Bose, and Samsung were among those analysed.

23.02.2026 09:51 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1
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Le canyon de la mort.

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23.02.2026 09:43 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#SUTOM #1507 3/6

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22.02.2026 03:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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fry from futurama is making a funny face with his red hair ALT: fry from futurama is making a funny face with his red hair

"des frites fraîches (...) Chaque machine contient un congélateur et deux friteuses."

20.02.2026 07:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[tape furieusement sur Pétition Point Be]

20.02.2026 07:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#SUTOM #1505 3/6

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20.02.2026 07:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

HERESIE !!

20.02.2026 07:22 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

C'était pas Alléïïï Fieu !

19.02.2026 11:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Chaud !

19.02.2026 07:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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19.02.2026 07:55 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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18.02.2026 06:44 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#SUTOM #1502 2/6

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17.02.2026 00:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#SUTOM #1501 4/6

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16.02.2026 13:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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15.02.2026 08:19 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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14.02.2026 10:26 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Great graphic showing cities on a triangle graph showing if they are most oriented to public transit, active mobility or cars.

Great graphic showing cities on a triangle graph showing if they are most oriented to public transit, active mobility or cars.

Have you seen this? This recent study of mode share (the % share of transportation trips that are by car, transit, walking, biking etc) relative to city size and income levels in almost 800 cities in 61 countries. Interesting results. HT @davidzipper.bsky.social
www.sciencedirect.com/science/arti...

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You mistyped "A car driver hits and seriously injures a pedestrian."

14.02.2026 00:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Francis, sors de ce corps !

14.02.2026 00:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And the award of Protecting Drivers from their Responsibility goes to ... The Brussels Times for not even suggesting that "the car" was driven by anyone.

Not a single hint of mentioning a driver at any stage.
#WaarIsDeChauffeur #UneVoiture

14.02.2026 00:20 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
woman smiling

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you give me that little wave after almost hitting me with your car
I'll forever haunt you.

woman smiling Roses are red Violets are blue If you give me that little wave after almost hitting me with your car I'll forever haunt you.

A Valentine's Poem.

13.02.2026 12:52 — 👍 197    🔁 54    💬 6    📌 4
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13.02.2026 08:22 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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#SUTOM #1497 3/6

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12.02.2026 01:51 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0