Matt From Iowa

Okay, working out an Uber to get to the specialist this evening. I am told to explicit. Anything helps. Go #BlueJays!

Cubs-Brewers Game 4 on Thursday night will be an 8:08 p.m. CT start at Wrigley.

For too long, our rural and high-need schools have been an afterthought, struggling with fewer resources and staffing shortages. It’s time we targeted our support to the schools that need it most, ensuring a great education for every child, in every zip code.

Let’s do it again tomorrow! Same underwear for luck!

One down. #FlyTheW

What about James?

Of course Iowa joins this shit show. :/

Michigan Avenue right now.

6:08 if the Dodgers win.

Who closes it?

A classic "big if true" situation

Chain drinking Busch Lights.

Iowa State Cyclones? It’s a Hawkeye state!

This is the inning. Gotta take advantage. Do not want Keller to have to go 2. Where is Carlos Marmol?

The Cubs make me drunk but so do the Hawkeyes and Vikings. Thanks sports.

He’s looks like he’s got at least 15 good pitches in him.

It’s the Iowa football mentally. Phone booth baseball.

What’s the protein content per serving?

Ug I’m sorry. Fuck that isn’t right.

I went the same amount of time last year. The job market and AI resume parsing can get fucked. I even paid money to have a professional re-do my resume and cover letter to make sure had the right keywords.

No one signs up for the National Guard thinking, “One day, I’ll invade Oregon.”

Brewer bullpen about to get gassed. Cubs series comeback on the horizon. Objects in your rear view mirror, are closer than they appear.

Chevy Chase is gonna be mad you forgot him.

I am too!

Cub Offense.

Need Steve Stone in the booth for old times sake.

Christmas Vacation