Chaotic Toaster

Y’all ever want to have a Murder Hall Pass? I got a couple people in mind…

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On it, boss

You got a Discord? I’m on there a lot playin vidya games

If you play Iron Fist in #MarvelRivals I will eat every condiment in your kitchen, put sand in all your shoes, and give all of your controllers the slightest yet noticeable case of Stick Drift.

I listened to the Audiobook. And the only thing I didn’t like was the VA pronounced Dandelion as “Dan-Dill-EE-on.” 💀

I did this the last time the Tangerine Shitgoblin took office. It offended many, many horrible people… including David Duke, who was so mad, he Tweeted about it 3 times in 24 hours.

I’m currently working on a new version.

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#MarvelRivals has been the only thing keeping me sane lately.

I stood up and my entire back and my knees popped. Signaling my inevitable decay.

But I also had a popsicle.

I also really love the Witcher. I watched the show, played the Witcher 3 Wild Hunt many times, and just recently read The Last Wish. I’ve been meaning to continue.

BG3 is a soap opera and you can’t convince me otherwise

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Followed

I’ll definitely take a look at those. Recently I picked up the first collection of “Elric of Melniboné” by Michael Moorcock. I was told it inspired a lot of modern fantasy like Game of Thrones, The Witcher, and Warhammer (all things I really like)

What fantasy reads do you like?

Also like… I drive trucks for work. I physically can’t read all day, but I love doing it.

You got a Red Note? I’d be happy to follow

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I have been summoned

I appreciate it ❤️

It’s not the end of the world though. I feel the best thing for most of us to do is to move forward and do our best. If we let it affect us too poorly, they win.

You happen to like Fantasy? 👉👈

I lost one of two ways I communicate with my partner who lives a world away. I’m kinda devastated.

You’re a fellow Skrim enjoyer? 👀

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TikTok is gone.

I did a thing yesterday #graduation

I'M TRYINGGGG

I was attacked by White Legs there!

Oh hell yeah, I like at least half of those!

Same. Seems more chill here

@raytalities.bsky.social The struggle 💀

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I'm staring at a blank Google Doc with ideas in my head for what I want to write, but I'm just sitting there like: