whump enthusiastic

"This fucking sucks" and "all is lost" are two different sentences.

Don't say the second when you mean the first.

My dad sent me this

Silhouette drawing in black ink of a cat sitting on a tuft of grass, facing left, with one forepaw raised, its head tilted back, and its mouth wide open as though emitting a cry. A circle of ink dots frames its head, halo-like.

It's #BlackCatAppreciationDay.
Granted, this one is a silhouette and it could theoretically be a cat of any colour, but...

Ink on watercolour paper, 64 × 89 mm, 2019.

a blender render of a diner floor with a single fry, with a monster reaching towards it

five second rule

Beautiful figure from Grant and Williams 2018 showing a spectrum of different shell colors of different bivalves, basically covering all of ROYGBIV

Bivalve shells are often colored, either by optically active pigments in the crystal structure of the shell itself, or by the protein layer on top (periostracum) being colored. Yellow and brown are most common, with green and blue being much less so. (311)

From the folks who brought you “A mildly unpleasant nap on Elm Street”

Kevin McLeod, who for 20 years has been the "royalty-free music guy" online, has just launched a new website where other composers will also be offering royalty-free music for anyone to use in their projects: freepd.com

We all think this every time we see a house like this, right?

hugs right back <3

thank you <3

i meant to google "origins of the world according to norse mythology" and instead googled "origins of the world according to horse mythology" and tbh i think that's a much more interesting question

Would like to post more, but depressed. :\

how much would you like mommy send mommy 100 and you have my permission to cum 100 is a lot mommy

recession indicators in every major industry

Yeah I hate these sort of ship names too, and I hate the argument that straightforward ship names that use the actual character names/initials are somehow boring. At least you know with them what they're about!

It's time to bring this up again

Goddamn. What a sobering and poignant piece of conceptual art. What an amazing artist.

🕊️🩸 DEAD DOVE KINKTOBER ‘25 🩸🕊️

for the sickos, sinners, and subversives. you know exactly why you’re here! all fandoms welcome.

I have no free days to offer. 31 dark, fucked-up prompts; curate as needed! 😈

A checklist for crawling out of a hole.

Heartbreaking: person sharing anti-censorship posts has "proship DNI" in bio and thinks they are not part of the problem.

Girl behind me shouting "don't drink it she's alive" to Leo at the climax of Romeo and Juliet and another girl in the theater yelling "bitch this story like a million years old"

About 80% of my grammar suggestions from Microsoft Word are “why not use a simpler word here for clarity?”

No. Fuck you.

I will use a complicated word for evocative precision whenever the muse’s clarion song demands ebullience, vivacity, torpor, or solemnity, you shit-ass suck machine.

Well_thats_it_for_me on Reddit: "I went to a very christian school. One kid begged his parents for skyrim, but they didn't like magic. So they finally got him the game but was strictly not allowed to use magic, including potions. Bro had to heal with cheese and goats legs." Otterly_Superior replies: "Religiously imposed challenge run"

Wrote a fluffy, worksafe little Ford/Stan: archiveofourown.org/works/68181251

I support incest games. I support non-con and violent games. I support the right for games with fictionalized abuse of -any- form to exist.

the fundamental line in the sand is, "was another, real human being, harmed/abused/had their consent violated"? if that box isnt checked, then i dont care.

Since they're attacking incest porn games with the idea that no one will defend incest porn, i will defend it. It is totally hot & moreover, people are allowed to fantasize about whatever depraved thing they want. Porn is a healthy outlet. Kiss my ass.

This is the truest thing I have ever seen. You cannot imagine how much the Romans would have lost their minds for excel. They literally already started writing our historical chronicles in synchronized columns *by hand*

You can't defend gore, violent, gruesome media without defending sex and erotic media. Both go hand in hand, there's eroticism in the grotesque, theres horror in the sensual. Your "purity" about sex won't save you if you think making war is better than making love

I love the reflection! #Swan #bird #photography #Rochester #NY

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