Scott Rising

its funny how many people considered this career ending for whitmer

The Washington Post says it will not endorse a candidate for president Publisher William Lewis explained the decision as a return to the newspaper's roots. Updated October 25, 2024

The Washington post Opinion Editorial Board Zohran Mamdani's success is a warning How did a socialist with almost no governing experience become New York's mayoral frontrunner?

how it started vs how it’s going

why does so much of TLOAS have this energy

goombella from paper mario the thousand year door, book in "hand" tattling on your ass

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"

yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

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And then Labubus filtered down through the Pop Marts and then trickled on down into some tragic 'Steak ‘n Shake' where you, no doubt, fished it out of some drive-thru bag

it’s not true tho

address plate says “alpha male plastic surgery”

gender affirming care clinic

I mean, scholars of fascism were like, “He’s going to attack universities, the media, and unions, and he’s going to arrest his political opponents,” and most of America was like, “Stop exaggerating.”

Trump’s senility gets a pass because it’s so energetic

Jake tapper should probably talk more about the fact that our current president is senile

Conservatives kvetch all the time about how liberals hold rural areas in distain but no one in this country hates anyone more than Republicans hate cities.

me not understanding what tension is:

excited for you to go on this journey

It's so fucking wild that the only real power the left holds in this country is bullying powerful people online, and that is consider ISSUE NUMBER ONE to everyone to the right of us.

I do believe he wasn’t lying!

this hypothetical 25-year old needs to be contributing to their 401k

and you’re all out of chupa chips

Headline from the independent: Trump gives rambling speech about trophy wives, golf and the 'great late' Al Capone in politically-charged West Point address

Headline from the New York Times: Trump Gives Commencement Address at West Point, Stressing a New Era

Hard to believe they’re talking about the same event.

this is the right message. frame work requirements as government waste because it is.

a man who famously has some of the most unpopular opinions of all time got elected for a second time and pundits still think voters care about policy positions as much as they do.

facebook marketplace remains undefeated. best social media site

The cement king of Sioux City who drives a brand new F-350 and has two vacation houses in Florida isn't an elite but a grad student with $200,000 in debt and a nose ring is, that's how this works.

it’s pretty remarkable how the Democratic Party is self-flagellating more in 2025 after swapping out their candidate and losing the popular vote by 1.5% than republicans did in 2021 after losing the popular vote by 4.5% and inciting an insurrection

if you need your text notifications summarized you should throw your phone in the ocean.

for an art form that’s largely lip syncing, every mic at a drag show is approximately 500 decibels.

tech companies right now vastly overestimating how much people like having things summarized

stop sharing our texts

no, i saw

even if this were satire (which I don’t think is clear) they don’t get to both look the other way while one of their participants commits atrocities and then go “teehee isn’t that crazy??”

i met a man once who voted for Trump because Kamala “can’t even string a sentence together”