Greg Ward

Willie reports that the winds and waves have calmed and all is well on the Northern Border.

Willie enjoyed his trip to the border, and confirms all is well on this beautiful evening.

Beautiful start to Independence Day on the Northern Border. Have a safe 4th of July!

Austerity for thee (Democratic leadership), not for me (Republican leadership)

How sad is the state of affairs. It pains me that the U.S. is considered unreliable to our allies.

There's no way Elon Musk’s job is legal "Checks and balances, at the moment, seem to be neutralized.”

As elementary school kids have known for time immemorial, whoever smelt it, dealt it. In this case, the man flinging accusations of illegality is the one breaking the law.

No, 150-Year-Olds Aren't Collecting Social Security Benefits Elon Musk claims to have found rampant fraud in the Social Security Administration. There's a much simpler explanation.

No, 150-year-olds aren't collecting Social Security benefits. Elon Musk claims to have found rampant fraud; but there's a much simpler explanation.

National Nuclear Security Administration officials are attempting to notify some employees who had been let go that they are now due to be reinstated — but they're struggling to find them because they don't have their new contact information. nbcnews.to/4104StF

No tariff evasion spotted on the Northern Border

External Revenue Service makes me think of the 7 Minute Abs guy from Something About Mary. “No, not “Internal” Revenue Service, we’re gonna create an “External” Revenue Service, man!”

To quote Yukon Cornelius, the fog over the Northern Border is a s thick as peanut butter. No reindeer or dentists were spotted on the ice heading for the Island of Misfit Toys.

Happy New Year. Willie checked the Northern Border this morning. He noted that the strong west winds across Lake Erie blew in the scent of a delicious coffee cake being baked in Leamington, ON.

Willie is sorry that our friends farther East along the shores of Lake Erie are getting so much snow. He reports no invading Canadians on the Northern Border this morning.

Willie on high alert this morning, but reports the Northern Border is secure

Column | Here’s how Donald Trump would lower grocery prices During Donald Trump’s town hall in Pennsylvania, an attendee asked about grocery bills and inflation. Here is Trump’s response in its entirety.

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Gift article.

Nobody can make up word salad like Trump