I posted this on threads and it went bonkers. Muppets bring the world together. ๐๐
23.11.2025 18:44 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@dlweastauthor.bsky.social
Author, mom, prolific reader, I love to cook, and Iโm kind of a smartass! ๐
I posted this on threads and it went bonkers. Muppets bring the world together. ๐๐
23.11.2025 18:44 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I like mayo, but this kid might convince me otherwise! ๐
23.11.2025 18:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Nothing better than some purple prose with a purpose. ๐๐
22.11.2025 06:09 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I mean, it couldnโt be any worse than my usual decision making. ๐
17.11.2025 00:21 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0So long as youโre quiet, itโs a library after all. ๐
15.11.2025 17:37 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Apparently, pelicans peli-canโt. ๐
30.10.2025 00:37 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Gotta laugh or youโll cry. ๐
23.10.2025 00:25 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I have an abiding interest in coffee. I might get up to some stalking if coffee is on the line. Lucky for me I have a pretty good back stock. ๐
16.10.2025 17:37 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I am 100% behind books going dark mode!
14.10.2025 16:51 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Why is this so funny??? ๐
09.10.2025 03:00 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Loki looks annoyed I didnโt fix his ear before I took his picture. ๐
06.10.2025 03:37 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I swear, the kids are gonna save us all. ๐
04.10.2025 04:22 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Been busy at the beach. But not like the cabana boys and margaritas beach. The chilly north Oregon beach. ๐
01.10.2025 06:00 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Did I mention that I met a stormtrooper as I was going down an escalator the other day? ๐
26.09.2025 16:46 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Being lazy is a group activity. ๐
25.09.2025 01:43 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I literally always have a book. Iโd be disappointed with myself if I didnโt. ๐
24.09.2025 16:17 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This cat. Iโm not sure he ever gets that one brain cell. Iโm also completely baffled how he sleeps like this without tipping over. ๐
24.09.2025 04:32 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I feel called out. ๐
18.09.2025 01:37 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is the kind of niche humor I am absolutely here for. ๐
17.09.2025 03:39 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Loki and I are not interested in any opinion on political BS. We want children to be safe and kindness to become normal. Thatโs it, thatโs the soapbox. ๐
12.09.2025 21:53 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Bill Door and the very sharp scythe? I need to go reread some things nowโฆ
29.08.2025 03:12 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I can get behind this. I have five sons. Iโm pretty sure I could save the world. If I had to. ๐
21.08.2025 22:09 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Pretty sure once is a lowball. If itโs less than three I am obviously doing something wrong! ๐
19.08.2025 04:00 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hence why I called scallops โruffle fishโ for about a week. Now I just call them that for fun. ๐
18.08.2025 02:35 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs hard to beat an ocean sunset.
11.08.2025 05:29 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My entire personality is coffee, books, cats, and sarcasm. Iโm ok with this. ๐
09.08.2025 16:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Pssshhhโฆ like Iโd incriminate myself like that. Hubster should know better. ๐๐๐
07.08.2025 17:21 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Those are apparently all his toys.
05.08.2025 03:57 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Iโm feeling very Nanny today. Though, there is always a bit of Granny Weatherwax lingering in the background. ๐
02.08.2025 02:59 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I donโt know what heโs annoyed about, but his tail and toe fluffs are cracking me up. ๐
27.07.2025 16:16 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0