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they actually used to taste like chicken : ) hope this helps!

the worst realization ive ever had was realizing im a fujoshi

start diggin in yo butt twin

killed someone with a bat credit card today

vomited up a bat credit card today

SEX!!! SEX WITH GAY MEN!!!! I AM WATCHING IT !!!!!

got touched by the bat credit card today

murdered the guy at the bat credit card company today

wow.

applying for another bat credit card today

if you chop up all the hits of the amen break that's like, 12 individual samples. then just add different pitches for them in your sound driver so you can go crazy.

got denied a bat credit card today

applying for a bat credit card today

im a single mother of these 2 fat nuts

how tf did you also watch meltingman234 i thought i was the only person who knew abt him

you now know secret handshake. use it wisely.

More hedgehog news next monday, featuring Shadow the Hermit Crab. Thanks for reading this informative and see ingredients on echidna news.

So do not ask about homosexual lawn-mowing from Africa, did not expect them tenthousand yen to remove my face, to feed their people. Oh my goodness, I just made popcorn using alligator farts. mmmmm~

Do what men do, and stick your penis inside a toaster in funny bathtubs. Penises are very cute to suck on deeply. My view inside the gay anus has served me justice. Have you ever tried buttstuff before? My experience with buttstuff is interestingly private.

Don't ever make women spoons, or plastic bags, because they suck fingers tightly. It is quite enjoyable, but watch out for their teeth. You are an exquisite little shit, in our fantasy toilet, you moron.

My liver is really green, because of all of the pirates feeding me artificial bleach. Thankfully, it has bread, giving it free fortunecookies! I prefer making a funny mousetrap from jelly beans, by using some green sperm. It really is tasty in my pants.

Ingredients cost as little as a soul music. Groovy~

Bleach bread surprise? What would you say about surprises, with the best bread having Chlorine in abundance? Yes. Well, we have bleach dessert recipes too. Would you wish for some tips on making nice cardboard boxes edible for trees? My dear reader, what a treat for your mouth.

After it has reached the boiling temperature, stick a mooses horn into the hermit, and wash carefully for 3 weeks. Now turn left and crash into a stove. Eat with chainsaw at noon, but leave the car running.

Hedgehogsoup is comprised of the following; one spiked hermit. It also has two fast eggs, with seasoning on garlic. Add a grumpy moose on tarmac flooring. Watch the road go boom with paprika. Remember, set the oven to 4000 Kelvin, and put greese inside the hermits ass.

forgot again

mfw i forgot this site even exists

oh yeah this shit is the bomb. you should try to find fanta shokata. it's from greece, it's elderberry and lemon flavored and it's so fucking good

is my music taste awesome or cringe

most of comm ain't realize that im a chick thats ok we ball