Thee Professeur

My boss brought orange juice to work today cause me and a few other folks came in hungover 💀

Girl... Everything be yo fault.

Having a family who doesn't know how to take accountability is so painful.

For the love of me... Do not order from Amazon

Just blocked this bird bitch on TikTok. Her man was born 1982 and she was born 2001. You do the math but she gone stick beside him.

Like don’t pmo on my phone.

this why my glasses either stay on my face or on my night stand but you definitely on to something

AND I got TWO astigmatisms. I can’t see a damn thing, looks like I’m feeling my way through a damn watercolor painting

I need someone to invent glasses that call out to you like Siri does. I’m tired of needing my glasses to find my glasses which makes me look stupid looking for my glasses 😭

Felt 😭😭😭😭

I remember sneaking and watching this DVD as a youth, but can’t recall a single detail from this film 😭😭😭 it wasn’t worth the effort after all

It’s taking everything in my soul to leave this house

gray, tan and white tabby asleep on a blue blanket. her paw is covering her face, belly exposed to get some sun.

look at this precious baby. not one thought in that head of hers. just waiting for wet food, and vibes.

This is a Herodian Tragedy 😭😭😭

The heavy footed hoe that lives upstairs is awake

Bluesky HATES AI [complimentary]

We all ugly to somebody btw.

What the fuck

Dr. Seuss ass turkey

Had to go back to get proof

Time to turn all this shit off.

Goteem! I’m definitely gonna consider this for FY 2026

We’ll see when Ryleigh and Connor doing great grandparent reveals with your picture in 2102

Like college and below? Or like, you’re a qualified instructor? Because I’m 33

That’s not too bad at all

What’s the annual fee?

a man is sitting in the back seat of a car looking out of the window . Alt: a man is sitting in the back seat of a car looking out of the window .

You the one breaking protocol

I’ll definitely look into it

a cartoon of spongebob and krabby krabs fighting each other in a room . Alt: a cartoon of spongebob and krabby krabs fighting each other in a room .

You’re on the path to biracial grandkids and white great grandkids who reference you for their Blackness

I also hate pickleball, BUT, it’s solid cardio

I am not—you think I should become one?

Too many people for them to care I guess. Or they don’t notice cause I be at my desk all day.