💜𝒮𝓀𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑜𝑀𝑒𝓁𝑜𝓃💜

A black and white cat wearing a red and black vampire cape sits on the floor with his ears flattened, staring forward with a serious expression.

I’m so scary…

a close up of a cat 's face with big eyes . ALT: a close up of a cat 's face with big eyes .

I forgot people can do that...

How to spot a real gooner:

Ask them which one is their strongest arm in general

#phisart
Originally I wanted to finish making the Clown!Phi vtuber model for spooky month buuuut since I'm participating in the gamejam that project will have to wait 😔
So I made him into a keychain instead so get yourself this little goober if you'd like to fund my sanity ↓

A black and white cat sits inside a blue play tunnel, looking up with wide curious eyes as if asking to play.

Wanna play?

Panel 1: Shen is stoically holding up a sign with his right hand that says "W O R C E S T E R" on it. Panel 2: A man clearly from Boston, in a black Red Sox cap and Bruins jersey and holding a Market Basket bag slung over his shoulder, says "WOOSTER!" Under the cap, he has messy brown hair, and is smiling innocently. Panel 3: Shen, still stoic, now holds up a picture of a rooster with both hands. Panel 4: The man from Boston smile lights up, sparkles in his eyes, and says "ROOCHESTER!!!"

A black and white cat in a red and black vampire cape stares forward confidently.

Vampires aren’t real? Really?

the one time i flex the fact that i can draw buff men, and it's with this booger of a genderjuicy fuck.
...

totally worth it tho 💅✨

#phisart

for real

like i stopped focusing on the stream to draw on several occasions because, aside from one area in that game, it didn't capture my attention as much as the other Little Nightmares games did.

it's a genuine shame, and i wish that it was given the same care as the other games were given.

the age verification hell continues...
Roblox wanted my face and then it thought i was a child.

i've been trying to verify my age with my ONLY form of gov ID, which turns out to not be fucking valid on Roblox.

they pull this shit out, it thinks i'm 13...

a cartoon of patrick looking out of a window with the words chicken jockey above him ALT: a cartoon of patrick looking out of a window with the words chicken jockey above him

we can chicken and jockey

A black and white cat with yellow eyes is sitting, slightly tilting his head while raising one paw forward, as if preparing to punch.

My punch is the strongest. Wanna try it?

even then, i didn't even shine it under my face properly.

i just had it held up halfway because i was tired as shit, and it accepted it like it was war rations from a bunker.

"it's highly advanced technology! it's just you that's doing it wrong-"

SYBAU 🥀

IT'S NOT ME, IT'S YOU

FUCK YOU!!! 🔥🖕🔥

did the scan after fuck knows how many more attempts of Yoti thinking my face was generated by AI, not accepting my fucking government ID because of my face, then shitting the bed when i provided them my phone number that i barely use...

only for it to work when i shine a light under my face.

literally all in the same lifespan that this age law came out; SOMEHOW, some MOTHERFUCKER managed to hack into Discord's support site security and bag THOUSANDS upon MILLIONS of fucking personal data to extort Discord with.

and the government still looks at this and says "OSA's FiNe".

jfc...

not even just that, but it's also like why the fuck couldn't you just spend like 5 more years to find a standing ground on how to not only keep kids safe, but also LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE TOO??

cuz this ID shit has already proven to be fucking bad; especially with Discord's recent support breach.

i just found out that i can't play with other people in Minecraft on my switch, because of the fucking age verification bullshit.

i'm... so tired boss.
it's not fair.

0 issues in 12 years:

- Make sure your Paypal is a business account
- USE INVOICES
- call it "digital commission"
- include product use, turnaround time, and refund policies in ToS field
- uncheck "ship items to address"
- DON'T write NSFW/adult

Don't get owned for negligence & rulebreaking.

Begone puritan

A black and white cat sits with a serious expression, his face slightly puffed up

A black and white cat sits with a serious expression, his face slightly puffed up

A black and white cat sits with a serious expression, his face slightly puffed up

A black and white cat sits with a serious expression, his face slightly puffed up

Uni the Hutt?

I feel like Chill Phi fits the scene of "No, I'm not human" the most, so here they are. Also Phil said "more hot masc Phi", so I'm here to deliver just that.
#phisart #phisnomstream

and that's why this manga is disappointing. the writers didn't do the research that was *needed* for shit like stalking & the toxic relationship that would blossom from it, cuz of the adrenaline junkie bf's OWN mentally ill desires.

"oh it's just constant monitoring-"
no it's not.

shut up.

[4/4]

it's genuinely what makes characters like Helga Pataki, Act 2 Yuri, and even *Yandere Chan* (🤮) good examples of stalkers to begin with; because they all do the same weird shit and all share the exact same mentally ill mindset:

"if you are not in my life, my life does not matter."

[3/4]

stalkers will quite literally make your life a living hell by stealing ANYTHING you have (or threw away), all because they believe their life will not matter if *you* aren't in it.

and it doesn't stop there.
it never stops there, because stalkers are never satisfied until they have *you*.

[2/4]

dude, the stalker gf is just a FNAF employee atp.

monitoring her bf and listening to make sure he hasn't left his fucking room like he's some animatronic. i can get why it can be unnerving and even scary to some people, but this is not a stalker.

stalkers are much more fucked up than this.

[1/4]

A tuxedo cat is peacefully sleeping while holding a small plush that looks just like him, covered with a white blanket featuring paw prints and his own image

Sweet dreams with Mini Uni

the one time i flex the fact that i can draw buff men, and it's with this booger of a genderjuicy fuck.
...

totally worth it tho 💅✨

#phisart

Spooky Pumpkin Phi Plush is AVAILABLE NOW!!!🎃

its a LIMITED EDITION Halloween plush, so after October ends it will NEVER be resold again!

so go to the page (in my profile) and can get this little pumpkin before its spirit leaves this world FOREVER!

A tuxedo cat with big round yellow eyes is sitting on a bed, with a curious expression.

This is… probably a cat :3