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All the lyrics to 'Rasputin' are funny but I love 'it was a shame how he carried on'. It sounds like something your gran would say about a disgraced quiz-show host.

ah yes

deleting mirror portals when remaking GD levels is for cowards

Michael Buerk

Ian McCaskill

- Ian, you're lying in a weather grave. Do you know what's on your headstone?

- Weather?

- Ian, thank you

Just sending Keira Knightley a list of other things she may not be aware of:

• The Earth is not flat
• Dinosaurs and man never co-existed
• Elvis is not still alive
• Master Bates was not a character in Captain Pugwash
• You cannot survive a plane crash by jumping off just before it crashes

a red t tetris piece with legs is running towards a man, holding a bunch of flowers on a beach. text: tetris is back smaller text: if you love it then, you'll love it even more now.

tetris worlds, print ad, imagery (2001) archive.org/details/nint...

I don't think a sexy nun could ever seduce me. not my kind of thing

But still no public condemnation on the lack of Doctor Who Series 10 Soundtrack release. Weak. Weak. Weak.

A moment of high drama in Doctor Who as the Master menaces a cherry bakewell

impressively bad tier list

sort it out discord

oh no, there’s an opinion columnist in the car ahead of me and now i’m stuck here while he debates the traffic lights about whether green “always means go - or is it more complicated than that?”. come on man, i’ve got places to be.

unlike many games gubble respects the player

HOW ABOUT WE IMPROVE A MOVIE BY MAKING IT ABOUT GARY HOW ABOUT THAT FOR ONCE

I must say I’m thoroughly enjoying all the millionaire actors falling over themselves to explain that they’re definitely LGBTQ+ allies but somehow accidentally boarded the Let’s All Fund Transphobia bus.

(I don’t begrudge anyone doing a job because they need the money. These actors clearly don’t.)

NOOO MY SISTER

yes although that probably more says something about me than the comment

only if you haven't (like any normal person has) learnt every single mario kart track ever

only now am I realising how much of a banger the gubble 2 soundtrack is

RTD opens up about his season finales.

I love gubble

Sacha Dhawan and Michelle Gomez

purple

god i fucking hate a "no ingredients you can't pronounce!" ass bitch. okay sorry you're stupid but i can pronounce plenty of words including skincare ingredients. perhaps check out hooked on phonics and learn to sound out 3 syllable words

Ten authors whose books I haven't read 'cos I just made them up

Baz Caldwell
Lorraine Slipknot
Mortimer Mortimer
Oliver Comelately
F. L. Winniback
Hal Treptemberary
Shirley Basic
Victor La Poop
Deon Nightshift
Frankly Steeleather

Wednesday