Steve

So….i wrote a thing

Hero

And I think I’m getting to a point in my life where I finally get people’s obsession with Snoopy. He’s a funny little guy.

I know I’m the one billionth person to say this over the last 50 years, but the whole bit where Charlie Brown makes toast and popcorn for Thanksgiving dinner is pretty fucking funny.

Awesome thank you! I’m robot vac shopping at the moment. Not sure my wife will want me fiddling with a new vac but…😈

Sorry I know you’ve posted before (didn’t see it on aftermath and I apparently don’t know how to search on here), but what software are you using?

They’re using Oi-penAI

I buy them once every few years out of desperation or because I forget, but each time I think “I’d rather die than eat this again”. Get that nasty shit out of here.

How is Franz getting away with putting sucralose in their Hawaiian rolls? That shit is so nasty. Someone needs to pay for this!!!

I see now that a few other people have made this observation. Just important to note that I made it first, and if that’s not true, then I was the most correct about it

Why are pedophiles so bad at writing emails? Not the most important thing, obviously.

Ok I trust your records

Am I misremembering, didn’t they all used to be smiling too? I don’t like this.

Is he in Saul’s office from breaking bad???

Give them another shot at Mexican Week

lol I literally gathered the family around to show them

I got this going but used AdGuadd instead of pihole. Tried both, and either way it’s such a game-changer. The “before and after” of recipe sites in particular is incredible.

The only thing bringing me joy these days is the fact that Funko Pop might go away. And my family.

They're going to the highest court in the land to avoid feeding children.

Just going to reassert one of my deepest held beliefs: no one in the world right now, or at any point in history, hates the USA and the people in it more than Republicans.

Beautiful

At least Ann Davidson is eating shit

I was thinking about that, but the devil is clever, and I trust that he would find an appropriate punishment to fit the individual. Hail Satan.

I hadn’t read the timeline yet and it seems that this is a common sentiment. Warms my heart.

The only time I believe in hell is when a republican dies.

Ol’ Dick Cheney better hope hell isn’t real, because that son of bitch would be burning for eternity.

I’ve been loving modern resident evils. Not too scary, not too serious, tons of fun. I’d be happy if they went a bit more horror-centric in the next one, but I really clicked with Village

Thanks, just did this

There’s not really a joke here, I was just amusing myself this morning by saying “pitched fork”. Best pronounced like “pitch-ed”

INTELLECTUAL FRANKENSTEIN: I caution you, fair villagers, for every tine of thy pitched forks that you point at me, so too doth thou point three at thine own self