@starrphire.bsky.social
she/her twenty ONE🩵
hawktswune miku
09.12.2024 22:36 — 👍 68 🔁 3 💬 3 📌 2
09.12.2024 18:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
why does "whats" autocorrect to whatsapp instead of what's. there cannot be more people saying whatsapp than what's. pisses me off
09.12.2024 00:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02
05.12.2024 03:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
a tore up bag of tortillas with suspicious echo-shaped bites in them
a close up of his evil biting
he should apologize to ME!! i let him live with me rent free and this is what he does in return?
04.12.2024 22:30 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
echo standing on my tortilla :(((
get your dirty ass foot off my tortilla you freak
03.12.2024 22:38 — 👍 136 🔁 15 💬 6 📌 0call her law & order executive producer the way she wolf this dick
02.12.2024 22:10 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0old ass 💀
01.12.2024 18:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0😭😭
30.11.2024 04:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
a notification of an instagram dm that says, "at meta ai, describe frotting like a gangster." a second notification from meta ai says "a'ight, listen up! frotting, ya hear me? it's like, two dudes, they're feelin' each other, but they ain't goin' all the way, know what i'm sayin'? they're just rubbin' up against....." and the message trails off.
i am NOT opening this
30.11.2024 04:08 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0it's giving thanks
29.11.2024 03:07 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0our streak 💔💔
22.11.2024 05:33 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0crazy how they found a cure for alzheimers and nobody's talking about it
22.11.2024 04:34 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0call me lacey fletcher the way i'm sat and locked in
17.11.2024 02:15 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i hate liquid yellow mustard. honey mustard is good sometimes. but i have no idea where someone can buy that stuff cause i don't like it and i don't buy that stuff. gross don't like it
16.11.2024 23:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0can we leave the ai generated images on twitter pls
16.11.2024 23:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0the simple answer is that it kinda smells like mustard and it's not even a gas, it's a liquid
16.11.2024 23:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
that one high school image
today's my first day at incident high school, i hope they don't find out i don't have an incident 😥
16.11.2024 17:20 — 👍 22 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0i need as much lesbian sex as possible before it's banned
07.11.2024 00:08 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
text message from a friend that reads "sorry about your rights queen"
06.11.2024 23:35 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0i dont think anyone noticed until u pointed it out
03.11.2024 00:42 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0u edit so good i could kiss u
03.11.2024 00:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0impressive......
01.11.2024 21:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
hi bluesky people, me and my friends made a new youtube video if you would be so kind to partake in viewing 🙏 thank youuu
youtu.be/Di2figW6E40?...
oh fuck i gotta go find my ass hold on
25.10.2024 05:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0blueberry
25.10.2024 05:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0sapphire
25.10.2024 04:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
echo the cat in my freezer :(
IN THE FRIDGE
GET OUT!!!!!!!!!
23.10.2024 23:37 — 👍 57 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 0you're welcome oomfie sliced 🫡
22.10.2024 02:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
