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Ryan Stortz

@withzombies.bsky.social

Memory Corruption, iOS, Swift, LLVM, CTF, old man stuff NYC

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Claude Code was working on a feature and it kicked on my CPU fans and woke me up from my nap

19.02.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

codex to find the bug
claude to write the exploit
grok to collect shells and bitcoin wallets

18.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You know first stop is always Istanbul.

28.12.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Impossible Challenge: try to convince your midwestern boomer father that sometimes renting or leasing is more cost effective

14.11.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven't talked to someone who gave `uv` a shot and didn't immediately switch

14.11.2025 18:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's a little more clear how crazy it is when you see Canada

01.10.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Unhinged phone number form on the Lourve’s website

01.10.2025 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I asked Claude desktop to write me a speech and the first thing it did was check to see if it had a connection to IDA Pro

27.08.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's almost sad how effective "write a plan for a junior engineer to implement" is

the LLM does not respect juniors

19.08.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll submit a PR.

(threat)

11.08.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How can you be an AI skeptic when you can ask it questions like which fruits are more popular than Taylor Swift

06.08.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At some point you've gone to all the shows and the ones that replaced the first round of shows

06.08.2025 12:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also, no black countertops or floors. They show every spec of dirt and every stray animal hair.

21.07.2025 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The best hacking books are Cuckoo's Egg and Murdoch's Pirates. All the others are subpar comparatively.

21.07.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Rethinking CLI interfaces for AI We need to augment our command line tools and design APIs so they can be better used by LLM Agents.Β The designs are inadequate for LLMs as they are now – especially if you're constrained by the tiny c...

www.notcheckmark.com/2025/07/reth...

19.07.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The LLM won’t stop running clean in my LLVM build directory

This is not productive

14.07.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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DO NOT IGNORE TESTS. DO NOT BYPASS THE GIT HOOKS. MAKE SURE ALL TESTS PASS BEFORE COMMITTING. Ultrathink.

08.07.2025 22:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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yes..goood....this is how i would fix it too

08.07.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Typefaces can't be copyrighted in the US though

02.05.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They implemented it as a Wordpress app lol

www.telemessage.com/developer/pr...

01.05.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

What is a chugga chugga, mechanically?

As in choo choos

18.04.2025 21:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How many people actually store all their IDBs as compressed? I think it should be the default option. It's not like I ever close my IDAs anyway; there's no start-up slowdown if you never close them.

06.03.2025 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the trick is moving your Apple ID region to Ireland

21.02.2025 19:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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You can’t do limited access to photos either.

08.02.2025 21:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No way to use an external browser(TikTok)? Banned
Enforcing notifications for spam (uber)? Banned
Requiring full photos access(google photos)? Banned
Constantly nagging about sharing full contacts (duo lingo)? Banned
Requiring live location (Uber)? Banned

08.02.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I wish Apple would ban this. I can’t view someone’s album without giving them full access?

I want to be an App Store enforcer for a bit.

08.02.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OH: a protein shake is just a pre-workout mocktail

27.01.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm loving the idea that the next Kurt Vonnegut is in the porn hub comments cooking

15.01.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

how do you get anything done? I simply would take parental leave if I were in this situation

09.01.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Its so nice traveling outside the US because the 'Shop' link goes away.

You can turn off the STEM one in the settings, though.

07.01.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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