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Block instantly.

Trump throwing evangelicals and anti-abortion groups under the bus because he knows it’s a losing issue is never not funny to me

Feels effin surreal. Imaginge reading this headline to someone from 5 years ago bsky.app/profile/reut...

The number of ways this is unconstitutional lunacy
is…a lot

This is the kind of thing that the Founders explicitly designed our constitution to prevent; a president who has seized wealth for his own benefit without any intervention from Congress, which in our system is supposed to be the holder of the power of the purse.

If I can be earnest for a moment: Circumstances aside, the fact that this administration keeps releasing images and vids of its own violent acts because it thinks they look awesome and kickass is reason enough to shun and condemn the whole pack of them as immoral and unfit to lead.

Finance Industry Eyes Investment Opportunities in Venezuela Some on Wall Street are already considering possible investment opportunities in Venezuela following the capture of Nicolás Maduro, according to Charles Myers, chairman of consulting firm Signum Globa...

And there ya have it…

Officials from top Wall Street firms will be traveling to Venezuela to investigate “investment prospects” of the country. “The trip will feature about 20 officials from the finance, energy and defense sectors.”

Watched All The President’s Men last night (not first time but it’s been a long while). Quaint.

Because of a conspiracy theory-based stunt by a January 6 insurrectionist who was trying to intimidate children and daycare workers, Trump is now freezing ALL childcare payments across the country.

You’ve got to be fucking kidding me.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

1/ Smith explains that Trump’s statements about supposed election “fraud” are different from anything in the historical record because they were not merely complaints about an unfair election,

It was a little long but I liked it and am feeling emo about it all. 😢

He should have added “but if you cowards aren’t willing to enforce the law, what good is it?”

It is Happening

The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "Well done," she says. "By pointing out the small ways certain outfits don't follow outdated rules, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home.

White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President

White House Doctor: Trump Has Far More Bones Than Any Prior President https://theonion.com/white-house-doctor-trump-has-far-more-bones-than-any-prior-president/

Mark Cuban Tells Us How He Can Fix America’s Shitty Health Care The entrepreneur wants to do what many in his position have tried and failed to accomplish.

NEW: Mark Cuban on why he decided to sell drugs with a limited markup when he could sell them at higher prices: "Because I'm rich as fuck and I didn't care about the money.... My next dollar is not going to change my life."
www.thebulwark.com/p/mark-cuban...

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

I saw a tiktok that said:

"You deserve a break. Stop healing. Crash Out. Choose Violence. Do. It. For. The. Plot"

And i feel like this is the energy we should enter 2026 with

IG is def the most active! But that’s for different purposes… I’d like old twitter back 😭 🤷‍♀️
well doesn’t hurt to keep the account & check in sometimes in case something happens.

If locked accounts were allowed here I’d be much more active, even if I’m only skeeting at myself 😂… and I’m on threads a lot but while there’s lots of activity it’s not really from anyone I actually know! The IG followers crossover still feels weird too. Hmmm.

What the holy hell is this

I wish I were better about this app. New Year’s resolution ?!

2 found dead at Brentwood mansion that belongs to director Rob Reiner A man and woman were found dead inside a home in Brentwood that records and neighbors tie to director Rob Reiner.

“The LA Fire Department said a man and a woman were found deceased inside, approximately 78 and 68 years old.”

Rob Reiner is 78. His wife, Michele Singer, is in her 60s.

www.nbclosangeles.com/investigatio...

Wow! Gorgeous!

We have a volunteer fire station nearby and they just sounded the alarm. #dogsofbluesky

They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.

To be fair, the justices are not technically wrong that the standard here, which the district court reviewed, was that if the gerrymandering was for partisan reasons, it's legal. It's only illegal if it was for race. But that allows the justices to just out & out say "THIS IS FOR PARTISAN REASONS!"

The president is such a bumbling idiot he thinks tweeting out the word "hereby" a couple times on his white supremacist social media site is the same thing as making an actual law.

The only story here is the one about a mentally diminished, increasingly erratic president who thinks he's a king.

normal things happening