Matt Nelson

A knight holding a die that just reads "1". Behind him is a dragon face.

Today's #Smaugust is D&D! I had a hard time coming up with something for this. Briefly thought about drawing Tiamat from the old cartoon but then just went "nah".
#d&d #dungeonsanddragons #art #sketch #drawing #criticalfail #d20

I'm 100% positive that one of my friends who had a MASSIVE sweet tooth tried it, though. That dude would never turn down a dessert.

Shari's was a frequent hangout of my friends and I. I'm trying to remember if I ever had one of their pie shakes. Being a big fatty, surely I must've tried it at some point.

Oh yeah, I got that Usagi one even though I have them all in paperback... But they're mostly in storage.

Hahahahahaha you should see the Star Trek Humble Bundle I just got recently

I'm never gonna catch up

Back when I used to read him, when he started getting obsessed with tying everything into the Stephen King Dark Tower Universe, I definitely started to roll my eyes a little when I would catch something that clued me in.

It's not OLD LADY IN THE WALL is it?

My friends are all married couples who clearly love their spouses and I just think it's real sweet all the time

I'm still single, but they make me annoyed. My dad watches this stand-up comic regularly whose whole shtick seems to be this and I just think how wretched this guy is all the time. Like I want to punch him. Or I want his wife to punch him.

All I could think of was that bit from the MST3K episode "Clonus" where you, Mike and Kevin are all shouting "Jump! Do it! You want to!" at our mope faced protagonist standing on a cliffside.

A long, pink, shiny dragon.

Today's #Smaugust sketch was inspired by that one video of chicken nugget goo that got shared around a lot to try to gross people out and instead just reminded everyone how much they like chicken nuggets.
#art #drawing #sketch #dragon

Given that the ultimate point of that game seemed to be having a spectacular crash, it really was nailing the "burnout" theme, wasn't it?

(slipping into my jeans)

grease me up butter pants

Hahaha I think I had this same conversation over on Twitter with someone else once. 😹

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I was in that and they had a poster sized version of it hanging in the G&T classroom.

(Hated it, too. Felt like a freak. Did it for one year and begged my parents to let me quit.)

One of our cats has completely ruined the back of our couch by sitting on it and smashing the cushions; we need to replace it 😅

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Could just be age changing his voice. In Lower Decks they had Alexander Siddig come back to voice Bashir for an episode and I absolutely did not think it sounded anything like him.

It's looking for John Connor

A humanoid dragon that looks like Mr. T.

Here's another #Smaugust sketch. With the prompt "chains" I couldn't resist a reference to Mr. T. #sketch #art #drawing #dragon #mrt

CORRECT

This is...

IT'S ART

Keep telling em!

I don't think you're alone on guardians 2! I think all of those are good.

Never seen it!

REALLY. Hard to see how but I'm interested!

The characters are pretty thin as well.

If you want a horror comedy about rich people getting theirs, I think "Ready Or Not" is by far the stronger film.

Clancy Brown is always good value and he's who I'd want to be the voice of my webcomic's main character if there was ever a movie