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Will ❄️

@wmjones.bsky.social

Nerdy guy, interested in computers and technology πŸ–₯️, science πŸ§ͺ, space πŸͺ. Casual runner πŸƒπŸ»β€β™‚οΈ. I mostly post silly stuff on here.

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XP SP3 could still win if we have the courage.

10.03.2026 11:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Eat-a Me! Mario!

10.03.2026 10:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey! I resemble that remark!

10.03.2026 02:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In your area!

10.03.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
03.03.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 12598    πŸ” 5926    πŸ’¬ 130    πŸ“Œ 78

What if the whole government was a pump and dump scheme?

10.03.2026 00:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I accept these terms.

10.03.2026 00:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

🎢 Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce special orders don’t u-🎢 <record scratch> YOU’RE RUINING SOCIETY!

09.03.2026 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Snorted.

09.03.2026 18:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you’re looking to get into an EV to avoid super high gas prices we have had a really good experience with our Polestar 2 that we bought used. If you just want to dip your toe in the water I’ve heard great things about Hyundai and their lease options.

09.03.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The real American Dream.

09.03.2026 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2 Brat 2 Furious

09.03.2026 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: [driving, trying to pick up wife and friends after they did charity half marathon] Wait how am I supposed to get over there

Wayz: cross this street

Me: it’s eight lanes, no stops, and it’s sheer gridlock for blocks

Wayz: cross it bitch

Me: it’s impossible to…

Wayz: DRIVE ACROSS IT

09.03.2026 01:35 β€” πŸ‘ 665    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 4

Resting Bug Face

09.03.2026 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Speaker Johnson: β€œDefine β€˜day’.”

09.03.2026 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She flew too close to the grifting sun.

09.03.2026 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have to wonder if Trump didn’t see the size of Noem’s grift, which β€” having been essentially in television his whole life β€” he could immediately clock as literally insane, and just being mad that someone was grifting harder than him, in a situation with only downside for Trump.

09.03.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0
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Both of these cost $220 million.

09.03.2026 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 587    πŸ” 221    πŸ’¬ 66    πŸ“Œ 11

Aww! Hi Henry! ❀️

09.03.2026 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did someone say β€œwhore muse”? You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a bandage.

09.03.2026 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*Jackass Themesong Plays*

09.03.2026 16:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s gonna be a lot of sad trombones.

09.03.2026 12:20 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same guy on Bartiromo last week said β€œbest money ever spent” when asked about the $1B/day operation.

09.03.2026 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What the heart wants, the heart wants.

09.03.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Midwesterners only want one thing and it’s disgusting.

09.03.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think you’ll find behind that wall is a wine cellar with the finest cask of Amontillado and perhaps a skeleton.

09.03.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh yeah.

09.03.2026 02:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My wife’s family used to drive from central Minnesota to DC in a Winnebago with a cooler full of ham salad and a bag of homemade dinner rolls.

09.03.2026 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could really go for a ham salad sandwich right now.

09.03.2026 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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