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The mixtape: a time-honored tradition, a thoughtful gift for one’s closest friends. Or perhaps… something more. Find out more about this mixtape, drawn by artist @nolightss.bsky.social, in writer @weatheredlaw.bsky.social's (twt) fic!

This confession from Jayce in this fic by writer @weatheredlaw.bsky.social (twt) has us breathless! Can Viktor accept the truth? Just wait for the accompanying art by artist @nolightss.bsky.social!

drew this on said drawpile too #housemd #hilson

a digital cartoon drawing of house and wilson from house md. they're both laying on their sides, facing each other, with their eyes closed. house wears his usual tshirt, jeans, and sneakers, and wilson wears his usual button down, tie, slacks and dress shoes. strewn around them and under them are a variety of objects relevant to the show and their friendship/relationship. various papers with illegible writing and charts, blue patient file folders, loose vicodin pills and two tipped over bottles, the red and gray giant tennis ball, an IV bag of chemotherapy, the teddy bear in a lab coat from wilson's office, a sheet from wilson's prescription pad, house's cane with the flame decal, and house's red tie. three of the sheets of paper have legible words, reading "two coffins for sleep/one for you/one for me". the colors are pastel and calm, and theres a layer of noise over the image. the second slide is a closeup of their faces. there are grays in their hair and lines on their faces

we'll get there eventually

#hilson

yeah sorry i disappeared i started watching house and it's been consuming my brain for the last month. just started season 8

Image: Digital drawing of a top down view of Jayce and Viktor laying in their bed. Viktor is happily laying on his pillow while he bends his legs to tuck his cold feet into the ass of Jayce's pyjamas. Jayce is looking indignant towards Viktor as he mimes clutching his pearls.

whatever

#jayvik

bonus
#hilson

I hate them sooo much I’m exploding them with my mind
(Finally finished the series)
#housemd #hilson

i like making them girls
#hilson

does anyone wanna see my house art

Inspired by "how low you'll really go (pretty low)" by sulkybender on ao3, one of my fav fics ever please read it #jayvik #vikjayce

duh!

this show is unrealistic because wassily chairs are incredibly uncomfortable and actually sitting in one and doing work is not believable at all. smh.

*at art, *from that. sheesh

side effect of your therapist having formerly been a school therapist art art school, and therefore half his clients are holdovers for that, is that he knows about the proship/anti discourse

i once said "they put crack in hilson" and i still stand by it
#housemd #hilson #hudson

i think viktor can be mean but. not That mean. love house but Wow he can be a colossal dick

Robot arm havers and enthusiasts unite #arcane

i don't think viktor is quite mean enough to be house but jayce is definitely wilson

Sketch of house and Wilson standing by each other

#Hilson

Two crows are flying in front of a gray-blue sky. One says to the other "Do you think we're best friends in other universes too?" The second panel splits into a three by three grid of different reactions of "Um"s and "Well"s from the second crow, in a multiverse sort of way. The third panel is further split again by three, so there are nine by nine squares of the same two crows flying together, the only distinction between the squares is a different sky colour. In the fourth panel, the square are again divided by three so there are now 27 by 27 filling the panel. We can see now that there is a greater pattern emerging from the colours of each square, a pixelated form is starting to emerge. In the fifth panel, the many many squares of different universes is reminiscent of a painting using pointillism, which each dot of colour represent one of many thousands of realities. We can see now very clearly that the pixelated forms are the two crows, flying in front of a gray-blue sky. We return to the visual resolution as we saw in the first panel, as if no time has passed at all. The second crow responds "It doesn't seem likely".

Improbably Compatible #oldknees

really bad line drawing of a bowling ball but there are way too many finger holes and the go all the way around the ball

tried drawing a bowling ball from memory

archiveofourown.org/works/59436241
i'm so!!

nothing makes my day like finding a well written fic focused on a jewish holiday that Isn't chanukah for a change

house and wilson eating chinese food on christmas together. i get it now. i get it

why does this hospital have so many wasily chairs

i love you lisa cuddy

why is this show so orange

i love that i don't know if you're messing with me or not (don't tell me)

does anyone ever tell house he's using his cane wrong