Happy pride!!! ft my sister @jazz-d.bsky.social

Discovered today that not everyone considers this nine year old viral tweet a seminal text in the field of social media studies but I do

People have interpreted this as a call for a boycott, when I actually want a wealth tax so aggressive it'd make Lenin say, "steady on, lad" if Lenin talked like Wallace from Wallace and Gromit.

Drawing of a hairless rat named Neil banging out the tunes on a purple keyboard with rainbow keys. There are colorful stars and music notes in the background as he plays.

Neil banging out the tunes
#art

another year, another beautiful cake from @jazz-d.bsky.social 💗💗💗

pigeons my beloved 💗

Death to every online shop that lures you in with a money off code and then makes it impossible to find where the code goes

YIPPEE!!!!! 🐜🐜🐜

Painting of Agent Dale Cooper from collar up. His head/face has art on it inspired from the show.

Twin Peaks by Veronica Fish.
#art

The Vermeer portrait "girl with a pearl earring"

A picture of my dog with his head in the same position as the girl in the painting

These are the same picture, to me

A fluffy brown spaniel curled up asleep on a sofa surrounded by cushions and blankets

The world's coziest boy

Ty I am also killing your doctors with my mind and possibly a sharp object

Went to the GP last month about my long-term back pain and was asked in the appointment if I wanted any support with weight loss. I said no and thought that was the end of it. Just got a text inviting me to a "Healthier weight community appointment day." I am FUMING

"But sometimes one just has to acknowledge that a banana isn't an egg, you know?" Can be applied to so many replies on social media.

Re-watching Gavin and Stacey

ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax

ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive

god please let the AI bubble burst soon, i know it's going to take half the economy with it i'm just sick of every tech product i use begging me to try their shitty fucking AI content generation

The yanks have got it right with thanksgiving. I could really go for 2 days off work and a massive amount of food rn

hahahahaha fuck off