ona 🌙✨

grok show me taylor swift tidbies please I need to see a naked woman before I die

I too am in pain but joel has my whole heart I must endure

thank you big joel

So you’re telling me the Wizard of Oz presented itself as a towering force of overwhelming technology, only to be unmasked as just some guy, off-screen?

genuinely one of my biggest fears is that I'll be in an area without signal or I won't look at my phone for too long and I'll miss it

I mean if I was president and had no intention of actually doing the job I would definitely just be trying to explore new places in the white house

JOHN WE MUST KILL THE COMPUTER

I am normal and well adjusted

I graduated college 9 years ago but I still get that sick anxiety feeling in my stomach when I see back-to-school signs going up in stores

Soup (A McDonald's apple pie cut in half so you can see the filling, a green sleeve is in the background)

Soup of the day: McDonald's™ apple pie

ah screw it go for the triple

We must destroy the computer

I’m gonna kick your collective asses

Stern even tone lmao

doom no

I’ll be made obsolete 😭

The fact that transas doesn’t have a stop in Kansas

Every time I see it I see a new delight

A pic of the side of a feed bag. It says, "HOG GROWER" "15% crude protein, 3% fat"

Y'all have poisoned my pure grass touching mind

This is very fucking funny good job Texas democratic party

The only good technology

Im so glad to know that Bitter Bun never left us 🩵

text with a photo of a trans man "DEADNAME, I'm trans. I'm Beth Andres-Beck. I'm nonbinary, agender, queer, a software engineer-and yes, I'm trans—and this month I announced I'm running as a Democrat for Congress in......"

Dems I am fucking BEGGING you to stop deadnaming me while asking for money that I don't have because no one will hire my tranny ass PLEASE

omw

knowing that you would invite me to play connect 4 has restored my will to live

I'm at home :(

I wanna go home

I am coming over right now

Putting my ear to my cat so I can hear the ocean.