@untold-madness.bsky.social
Some kind of person. I heard women like those.
Die, bastard.
11.09.2025 01:56 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm in a bad mood today.
I drew a self portrait to express this unfortunate turn of events.
This is a very late episode on the MCU's Thunderbolts.
I'll try to get episodes out sooner. I'm very very sowwy.
@dingdongvg.bsky.social
I drew a picture of you making a new friend!
...You also have a sword!
This week we're talking about Flow.
Heeeere kitty kitty kitty kitty...
It is time we sinned and talked about Sinners.
07.05.2025 18:47 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Alas! A new episode of Armchair Cinema! This one's about Warfare!
29.04.2025 22:48 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
BUY IT, YOU BASTARDS
25.04.2025 04:29 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A horse, of course
Is a horse
Unless it is a talking horse
And if it is a talking horse
It's probably possessed
Burn it before it eats the children
I can say that I learned from my last relationship. I'm more confident now, I'm someone who can actually attract someone and make them feel special. I'm capable of being vulnerable. I'm a lot more grownup than I thought. The next step is for someone to come and fuck all of that up. Who wants some?
22.04.2025 00:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Today, I am a single man.
Not a good feeling.
On top of being really really fucking depressed, I get to be really fucking pissed as well.
14.04.2025 22:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No new episode of Armchair Cinema this week. The hand of God decided to fuck with us.
In other news, I'm always going to be lonely and depressed.
Bitches don't know about our episode on The Working Man.
10.04.2025 23:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's the arrogance of the anti-science movement that really gets to me.
"Hundreds of years of evidence, scientific discussion, and documentation I haven't looked at don't mean nothin' to me. I'm smarter than all them science people."
Something's up with this week's episode...
01.04.2025 20:43 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happiness is short for happenin' penis.
27.03.2025 02:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
This episode of Armchair Cinema discusses Mickey 17 and also gets into contemporary politics.
19.03.2025 11:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The first episode of my new podcast/review show is now on youtube!
Man, I am one awkward fellow.
ARMCHAIR CINEMA PREMIERES...
SOON.
WATCH ME BE AWKWARD ON CAMERA WHILE I TALK ABOUT MOVIES
SO, in a few days, I'll be sharing the first episode of my new podcast/show. It's a movie review show.
Be prepared to watch me "um" and "er" my way through a conversation! I can bring any productive conversation to a screeching halt as I try to bring a point across!
Someone out there has masturbated to the thought of me.
I just think that's really beautiful.
This cheaply produced, nonsensical anime movie is still better than all three of those stupid "live-action" Sonic movies those bastards in Hollywood keep shitting out.
03.03.2025 22:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You're allowed one anthropomorphic character to want to fuck. Any more after that and you're a furry.
01.03.2025 19:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Oops! I accidentally leaked a nude pic!
28.02.2025 16:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Anyone else just feel really really depressed for no reason? Like you're stuck at the bottom an existential pit with no means of escape?
Shit, I can't come up with a smarmy punchline to this.
I'm just depressed.
Telling telemarketers and scammers to die screaming in a fire is a special kind of sadism only I can enjoy.
26.02.2025 00:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When I make a status, I tend to think about what I'm feeling particularly sensitive about and poking fun at that for it.
For instance, today I feel ugly. So my status today is; "lol I'm ugly."
Eat my ass.
Actually, don't. I'd be uncomfortable with that.
Just... just don't eat my ass, okay?
