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For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series

2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves

2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros

2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers

2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

we are truly in the darkest timeline

will smith slapping chris rock with the blue jays logo over rock's head

It is very fun to have a functional social media site for live things again

People on here will post anything. 'Baseball games have 9 innings.' No they don’t. That isn’t true.

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

How can you not be romantic about baseball? [DEROGATORY] [COMPLIMENTARY]

I think this is the truest baseball tweet for me

FALL BACK
(INTO SEASONAL DEPRESSION)

This one’s tough.

Designing a jersey for every Blazers win.

Record: 4-2

#RipCity

THE NBA CUP BLAZERS

Pope Leo telling them to touch grass

My 11-year-old sitting with her pile of Halloween candy, sorting it into a bar graph

We have progressed from data collection to data analysis.

Salute to the dad who talked his kid into picking a Butterfinger from the candy bowl, because dad clearly wanted to claim it as his candy tax later

Middle age is primarily about opening a new kitchen sponge and going "this is much better"

Should be wearing a Greinke jersey as a show of solidarity between guys who got a 9-figure deal in LA after abandoning the Royals

George W Bush also had 4x as much career WAR as his dad

Mar Awa III, in red cassock, smiles as he gives the jersey to Leo, who looks as though he's been given a bomb to hold

Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.

World Series games don’t even let you go to sleep anymore. Because of woke.

'try Copilot in Teams today!' I hope you choke

Mariota threw that like a Jamaal Crawford jumper

In the surveillance state, we're all cam girls

"time to log into a website before bedtime and get mad again" - all of us for some reason??

where are all of yall getting these bingo cards

It's obvious that it's been this way for a long time, I have been aware of it for a long time, and I'm definitely not saying anything new, but response to the Mamdani campaign has been making me spend a lot of time reflecting on how normal and acceptable Islamophobia is in the US the last few days

Andy Ngo succeeded in inspiring violence yet again

If I were running the DNC, there would be Democratic Party sponsored food relief banks across the country right now that specifically welcomed anyone regardless of party affiliation.

Along with the food, there could be voter registration and links to runforsomething.net

Imagining a world where Billups is as bad at poker as he was at coaching.

god a good brian kelly meltdown still hits like crack