Kelly Carter

My ears have been systematically tortured for half an hour now thanks to #totp. Not a single decent song in that pile of 1979 dirge. So glad I was only 8 at the time and don’t remember it. ☹️

Oh wow, John is suddenly an archery expert in the mould of Legolas. Ridiculous! #emmerdale

This is the best drama yet served up by this year’s #LoveIsland.
So happy that Meg & Dejon are OUT and the other islanders have put a stop to his gaslighting, and her needy behaviour despite how awful he was to her. They are clearly not “in love” and were only ever eyeing up the £50k. #seeya

Sad to hear about the passing of Charles Augins aka Queeg. It was one of the best episodes ever. #RedDwarf

Yes, it’s truly great but Black and Blue is my personal fave 🖤💙

Can someone please explain why Nate is in the lake? Who would want to kill him? #emmerdale

This has made me laugh really hard 🤣🤣🤣 Liz Truss and her thought process should do a comedy tour…..

This is unbelievably idiotic. You’re supposed to be representing the electorate here, not sticking to dogmatic anti-EU messaging because you’re scared of Farage. #sigh

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Laughing at others’ misfortune isn’t a good look (nor is making light of misogyny) but thanks Chris Bayliss for making me laugh at the utter shitshow that is Gregg Wallace.

I am so tired of these international breaks decimating our team. Especially when the tournament is so blooming pointless. Let’s just ditch the Nations League and let the players have some downtime instead 👍🏻

Not at all surprising really - how dystopian we have become ☹️

I hope so - au revoir Elon 🤣

I’ve taken the decision to quit X and Threads and hop on over to #BlueSky. It’s a slog to find and re-follow everyone here but I’m so far happy with my decision 😀