I'd listen to him read the phone book.
06.03.2026 01:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@marrockv.bsky.social
I was raised by smartasses, which is a lot like being raised by wolves but with a better vocabulary. Sarcasm is an art, not everyone is artistically inclined. Was once known for a place called The Armageddon Cab Co. Unwanted DMs will get you blocked.
I'd listen to him read the phone book.
06.03.2026 01:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I don’t ask for money much but I need 500$ to buy some extra storage if you can help me that be great! Do share this around! I also open commissions and ychs too.
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Desktop.
06.03.2026 00:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You got me all nostalgic... so I made this my phone's text notification.
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Million dollar munitions being used on hundred dollar drones by a dollar store government.
05.03.2026 20:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Honorable Mr. Kimble is a parody account.
05.03.2026 20:36 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No such thing as bad dogs, just bad owners.
05.03.2026 20:28 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm not complaining, boobs are always a welcome thing to see.
05.03.2026 18:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Does the Marine have a gofundme yet?
Asking for several thousand friends...
Anyone who think cooking with your family is a "sacred ritual" has never cooked with their family... unless the ritual in question is Wrestlemania.
05.03.2026 17:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You did indeed flash boobs.
05.03.2026 17:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's like a toddler hearing a new word... they just parrot it endlessly with no clue whatsoever as to what it means.
05.03.2026 07:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's where Milleratu bit it.
05.03.2026 07:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 05324275... after all this time I still remember my old ICQ number.
05.03.2026 07:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
'Something is wrong': Concern mounts over rambling and slurring Trump
www.alternet.org/slurring-tru...
Has he paid off that judgment yet?
05.03.2026 00:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0At least the first couple Thin Man movies... they kinda went downhill after they had the kid.
04.03.2026 21:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This and the Thin Man movies are my go-to movies when I can't think of what to watch.
04.03.2026 20:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0My grandmother spent ages trying to untangle a skein of yarn that was actually an unused mop head my aunt gave her to keep her occupied... granted, she was in her 90s at the time, but still...
04.03.2026 20:41 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Imma be real with you... I'd put more trust in "women's intuition" than I would anything that falls out of "Emperor" von Shitzhispants' facehole.
04.03.2026 20:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
What she thinks she thinks doesn't matter, forcing someone to do something they're not comfortable with isn't friend behavior.
Some folks need to learn to take "No." as a commandment, not a suggestion.
...and I'll stop there, don't want you thinking I'm trying to beat you over the head about this.
A friend would respect your boundaries...
04.03.2026 19:45 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0bsky.app/profile/drja...
04.03.2026 18:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No animal rescues you can contact?
04.03.2026 18:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
So looks like Trump & Hegseth’s big man ego games with their military toys are going to result in a younger “Supreme Leader” related to the other one who just hates us more.
And you still can’t afford your health insurance.
Freyja approves.
04.03.2026 08:24 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm gonna start swinging on idiots wearing these things...
04.03.2026 07:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0