Phil Maise

i had one send me a link to talk to a chat bot and then it hung up on me. the bot never loaded. i got ghosted by an ai and i still think about it daily

They stopped making it and we lost our vision as a country around the same time. Coincidence?

Putting the PIG into Porky Piggin'

I saw a ton of green bay jerseys at Kennywood yesterday, of all places

Imagine if Biden or Obama had made $4.5 billion during their terms doing anything, let alone on shady, untraceable pay-to-play schemes. My company won't give me a cost of living raise and our President is just siphoning dirty money freely and openly

Lou's rules have transcended the rink

There's always money for the shit they want and never for the things people need. It can't be any more obvious

What is this guy talking about

Nothing he says here even begins to make sense

you have too much power

When you normalize hate as policy, this is what happens

I still listen to final fantasy music when I need to get in a zone so I guess everyone has something

Carrie, I'm cackling at a fancy steakhouse, please

I'm sure every kid does it, and even despite the fact we don't let her have unfettered YouTube time, when Elena is overheard saying something like "like and subscribe" it warms my cold, dead heart with her cuteness

sounds like someone isn't thinking about the #brand

You knew it was bad when both Letang AND Sid went right to the ref. Those guys know bad calls immediately at this point

i don't recall seeing ICE on any ballot

Doing a sober, serious-minded TV interview about Bari Weiss's appointment to head up CBS News in which I make evidence-based arguments but say her name in the Borat "very nice" voice every time I mention her.

Show me ads to join the Don Callis Family, not ice #AEW

"there's people like that on your side too"

Yeah but they're not the most powerful person in the world with an unending inkwell and the executive order stationary

I was told a whole bunch in the past month that I don't value human life and was cut out from lives for it. Wondering today what all those people think of this kind of rhetoric.

asking ChatGPT if NVIDIA can save us from the rapture and it just sent me a picture of Jesus with huge tits

Not sure if you made it to the cliffs yet, but there's a station and bench after a long climb and I just. kept. dying. and when I found it had no way to get them cause almost no enemies drop beads. The crawl back was abysmal. Then the boss at the top lol, good luck. I left that one for later

My biggest gripe by far is the dual currency system where not every enemy drops the more important one. I'm loving the game but some things feel like they should feel better after seven years of development

The free speech activist who built a list of professors he worked to get fired for their speech must be celebrated for his support of free speech, and anyone who quotes his speech accurately in context will be fired and/or face state punishment by the champions of free speech, do I have that right?

i want to live in a world where i don't need to have nuance for everything, mostly because the bulk of the population cannot fathom having nuance nor do they want to learn how to live in that world

i'm exhausted

I saw a thing today that said he hasn't eclipsed his 4 year high school totally in his 9 years of the NFL and it makes total sense why he's one of my favorite players. What a machine

That they tied it all to team playoff accomplishments is just so funny to me given the past decade

you gotta go get an elderly cheetah or something now

You have got to be the most interesting family in Brownsville, just HAVE to be

People saying Trump is dying or possibly dead, but I for one would urge caution, because it is quite possible a second healtbar will appear as he enters his second phase and a gargantuan centipede will burst forth from his torso, so be careful of his new sweep attacks and toxic buildup from bites.