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I’m sorry, Professor, but I couldn’t complete my homework because of ______.

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31.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Lovin' you is easy 'cause youre ______.

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30.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

I learned the hard way that you can’t cheer up a grieving friend with ______.

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29.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

And what did you bring for the show and tell?

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28.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My plan for world domination begins with ______.

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27.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?

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26.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

When you get right down to it, ______ is just ______.

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25.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The secret to a lasting marriage is communication, communication and ______.

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24.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I spent my whole life working toward ______, only to have it ruined by ______.

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23.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is your captain speaking. Fasten your seatbelts and prepare for ______.

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22.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

When I am a billionare, I shall erect a 20-meter atatue to commemorate ______.

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21.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

With enough time and preassure, ______ will turn into ______.

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20.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Netflix's new reallity show features twelve hot singles living with ______.

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19.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

______ would be woefully incomplete without ______.

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18.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

In his new self-produced album, Kanye West rasps over the sounds of ______.

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17.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Having problems with ______? Try ______!

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16.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Dude do not go to the bathroom. There's ______ in there.

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15.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

What makes life worth living?

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14.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

Your persistence is admirable, my dear Prince. But you cannot win my heart with ______ alone.

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13.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Why do I hurt all over?

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12.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

What made my first kiss so awkward.

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11.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Next on Eurosport: The World Championship of ______.

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10.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

When all else fails, I can always masturbate to ______.

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09.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The blinddate was going horribly until we discovered our shared interest in ______.

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08.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

what I wanted to be when I grow up until I encountered cat

07.03.2025 15:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I never truly understood The femboy next door until I encountered Monster Energy drink

07.03.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

poop

06.03.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I never truly understood ______ until i encountered ______.

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07.03.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

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