Well champagne isnโt gonna help me right now
19.10.2025 13:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@keegancharles.bsky.social
comedy, dogs, games, gay stuff ๐ toronto ๐
Well champagne isnโt gonna help me right now
19.10.2025 13:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0But red dye is my favourite beverage!!
19.10.2025 13:03 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I consumed mostly garbage food yesterday and today my stomach is doing crazy circus tricks, 1 like = 1 pray
19.10.2025 12:50 โ ๐ 19 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This is my general sentiment of every Pokรฉmon game since Sun and Moon. You donโt need to hold hands with this series!
17.10.2025 03:33 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I stayed at the Park MGM last year - rooms were nice, pretty good location, monorail transit accessible, not overly expensive - would recommend.
16.10.2025 16:17 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick
Charli XCX Escalates Feud By Luring Travis Kelce Away With Beef Stick
16.10.2025 15:00 โ ๐ 4007 ๐ 401 ๐ฌ 31 ๐ 29I would like the Blue Jays to be good boys tonight and repeat what they did yesterday. Donโt embarrass me in public with my bros.
16.10.2025 13:30 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0This is still true but seeing all the Pokรฉmon stuff on my timeline has certainly made me feel something. Itโll die down and then Iโll be good.
16.10.2025 12:59 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Thatโs crazy!
16.10.2025 03:38 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I think it improved on it in a lot of ways but the core experience is pretty similar? Thereโs also a lot more game to play with the whole thing.
16.10.2025 00:31 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hades II has enough of a hold on me that Iโm not going to get that new Pokemon game until Iโm done with it, which is a first since 1998. Death to Chronos, and all that.
16.10.2025 00:23 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1Switch 2 has baseline improved all of my other switch games, even without buying any of the โupdate packsโ that you can get.
16.10.2025 00:20 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0My item bag in Pokรฉmon go - I have 1917 items with a carry limit of 700
lol did the update and it did this to me
15.10.2025 21:21 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Bundle it!
15.10.2025 14:41 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A golden retriever dog sits outside on top of leaves and grass, itโs clearly autumn.
Autumn dog activated.
15.10.2025 14:06 โ ๐ 29 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Itโs perfect unfortunately
15.10.2025 12:44 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A corgi smiling in a park
Nice autumn day out there.
13.10.2025 17:29 โ ๐ 173 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0The fuzzy butt! ๐๐
13.10.2025 03:36 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I like to go with fuck! (Exclamation mark really helps for comedy)
12.10.2025 00:40 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Hell yeah.
12.10.2025 00:19 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Congratulations!!
11.10.2025 23:26 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Can you just @ me if you posted something I should like or care about, Iโm too tired to scroll
10.10.2025 20:33 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Ten work weeks left for the year and yes I am absolutely counting
09.10.2025 18:24 โ ๐ 9 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Itโs not penis, itโs penus sweetie
09.10.2025 17:25 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0A group of lgbtq+ dodgeball players in red shirts.
Weโll see you in (on) court!! ๐จ๐ปโโ๏ธ
07.10.2025 12:32 โ ๐ 26 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Guy on the subway next to me typing โyes mistressโ into his kink ai app.
06.10.2025 22:48 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Short work week (volunteering on Friday) and it could not possibly end fast enough.
06.10.2025 12:32 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Death to Chronos!
06.10.2025 02:56 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Defeated Chronos. Productive Sunday.
06.10.2025 02:52 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0