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Sports shouter. Heckler of fascists. Serial shitposter. Scary wife. IVF mom. Actually an actuary ™️ she/her

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"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

08.10.2025 23:57 — 👍 921    🔁 246    💬 19    📌 18

Same but it's also in so much other stuff and seems to stay in one or two commercials every year

09.10.2025 01:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Obviously this song is too old for this list but maybe the ultimate song of this for me is "Send Me on My Way." you know that song, whether you know it or not. It's just in the air. And seven nation army is very similar.

09.10.2025 01:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Has college football kind of killed Seven Nation Army for me? Yes. But it's a critical and totally unavoidable song of the last 25 years and it's in about the right spot.

09.10.2025 01:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

But it is unquestionably iconic and this list would feel incomplete without it

09.10.2025 01:10 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

We get emails that are basically lists of links to the intranet with summary blurbs. I skim the blurbs and probably click 25-50% of the links (but I'm less than 6 months at this company, that'll probably drop soon). Also our browser is forced to use our intranet page as the home/new tab page

09.10.2025 00:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's one word!

08.10.2025 19:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow, Dakotas erasure. Sounds like Texans.

08.10.2025 19:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If we're talking about sports I go to the Missouri Valley Conference, in any other context it would be San Fernando

08.10.2025 19:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fucking bastards

08.10.2025 14:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Right, Italians were already white and spicy white. This seems to further downgrade those of us who were spicy white.

Putting us back in our place, if you will.

08.10.2025 14:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Absolutely. Nothing about his watch history says right anything, and yet he routinely gets recommended Jordan Petersen shit

08.10.2025 14:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait, is this the hack for how middle aged dudes can avoid the algorithm trying to shove them right? My husband has been looking for a solution for ages because his watch history isn't doing enough

08.10.2025 13:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
spongebob squarepants is holding up his hands in the air and saying gay . Alt: spongebob squarepants is holding up his hands in the air and saying gay .
08.10.2025 13:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If fairly compensating the people who do the actual work (or in this case create the source material) for your business would financially ruin it then you are running a scheme, not a business.

08.10.2025 13:19 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Especially for football, because you're flying 150ish people at absolute minimum

08.10.2025 13:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I work in ag. They're getting slightly less hard right in aggregate as folks die off and are sometimes replaced by younger folks who care about conservation and regenerative practices, but most of them voted for this and assumed they'd be bailed out of any actual consequences (just like in 2016!)

08.10.2025 13:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The dumbass in the white house told farmers there'd be a bailout this week and either he didn't listen or nobody told him that they couldn't send any money until the government reopened 😆

08.10.2025 13:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

Me, not paying attention and looking at my phone: "it's weird for someone on TV to be calling Derek Jeter 'Captain' in 2025"

Oh. It's Alex Rodríguez. Fair enough.

08.10.2025 03:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I definitely thought it was older than 2008

08.10.2025 03:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Huh, TIL. thanks!

08.10.2025 03:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I have several questions about the Capital One career day commercial and by far the most pressing is "why is the astronaut wearing what appears to be an EVA suit?"

08.10.2025 03:21 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I feel like the Yankees have used that audio clip for strikeouts my entire life? I'm sure that's an exaggeration

08.10.2025 03:14 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

....wait?!?! He can't keep getting away with this!

08.10.2025 02:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He sucks, ghost!

08.10.2025 01:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Preview
a close up of a cat laying on a table with the word nope written on the bottom . Alt: a close up of a cat laying on a table with the word nope written on the bottom .

I had seen 2-1 a bit ago, just checked again to see if maybe I'd crack and turn it on and

08.10.2025 01:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hear me out: Atlanta is also too far west for eastern time

08.10.2025 00:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Real fucking stupid that Grassley just lets her keep spewing word salad after Padilla repeatedly asks him to intervene.

07.10.2025 17:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Earl grey is also a fun one because it has a couple of signature flavor notes and different brands combine them really differently, so even with just what's at a typical grocery store there are usually 3-5 noticeably different earl grey options

07.10.2025 15:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

It's "not really engineering" because it's really applied math, and lots of undergrad engineering programs struggle with that

07.10.2025 15:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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