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I HAVE TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS

And then I only remember like 40% of it and I miss a ton of the good stuff. It's frustrating but I can't stop!

I mean yeah most news that makes it all the way down to you in elementary school is pretty shocking

If FIFA did, for some reason, regularly give out a Peace Prize, you’d think #1 on the list of criteria for potential winners would be “do not start a war with another nation in the World Cup, directly before the start of the World Cup”

the reason conservatives treat "cancelled for their conservative views" and "cancelled for being a sex pest and rapist" the same is that "powerful men should be allowed to rape their subordinates" *is* a conservative view

You typically don't go to Baton Rouge to get a W but it would've been good to get a better road score than this one's gonna be

Picture of a TV screen. LSU football coach Lane Kiffin is wearing an ill fitting plain white undershirt and a backwards baseball cap while being interviewed as a spectator at a gymnastics meet.

They are paying you that much money and you went out in public, knowing you'd probably be on TV, looking like this?! Dude your kids don't even love you, they'd roast you more and you'd dress better.

No it's like a plain white undershirt with a stretched out neck and a backwards trucker hat??

LOL WTF IS LANE KIFFIN WEARING

a whole lot of businesspeople learning in real time that a predictable and stable regulatory state - even if you don’t like some of the regulations - is vastly preferable to “boss man doesn’t like you so you’re fucked now”

The beam 10 for LSU was well deserved. The 9.975 for the routine immediately before that was...interesting.

It cracks me up when gymnastics announcers refer to an athlete as a "perfectionist." They're all perfectionists, it's almost a requirement for the sport at this level? Next you're going to mention that she has arms!

I'm not especially mad about Cawley's score but Kvamme's landing was clearly better and the scores don't reflect that

Oh we're gonna score vault like THAT now 🙄

The bars in Baton Rouge often seem a little funky, happy to get out of that rotation largely unscathed (hopefully, pending Aza's foot/ankle situation 🤞🏻)

But we couldn't have socialism! 🫠🫠🫠

I've gotten a couple already and I think I've worn 11 of the 12 items? (One I gambled on a non maternity thing I thought would fit and I was wrong) I think I have a little bit of a discount code for your first month if you want to try

Feel like they got a 49.40 just to shut my smug ass up 😂

Same, I had to go get ice cream for fortification 😂

Meanwhile he's not sure if Oklahoma is on pace for a 198 and they only need a 49.425. On floor. At home. The math's not that hard, guys.

Bart Conner calls 197 a "long shot" for Auburn tonight. Considering they'd need a 49.65 on balance beam I guess that's one way to characterize it.

To be clear, Kansas Republicans rushed through a confusing and disastrous bill, created a panic, and wasted untold number of tax dollars all to target 300 out of the nearly 3 million people in the state.

Bart doesn't sound good. Don't get Kennedy sick, dude.

Oh I've got WEIRD feelings about this but ultimately he'd probably be a huge improvement over Marshall and I will probably feel obligated to vote for him in November?

I can't help but wonder if there's something they don't want me to see!

I was pregnant and could not eat any of the usual charcuterie meats, he's a good egg

My husband made one for us a couple years back that had chicken tenders on it

This has me crying in real life 😂😂😂

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Started a Nuuly sub a couple months ago because ew, maternity clothes and finally there's a fun treat of pregnancy brain - even though it only takes my orders 1-2 business days to arrive I've totally forgotten what I asked for and have no idea what I'm going to find 🤣

Canada and Scotland were government agencies talking about visa specifics, the other three were a service

In the last four days I have gotten targeted social media ads about emigrating to Canada, Scotland, Spain, Portugal, and the Netherlands. Seems fine and normal!